DinahJ: I was flirting with chancho today like I always do, then she asked "are you flirting with me"
DinahJ: I just said "have been for the past year thanks for noticing"
Crybaby: LMAO SAME
DinahJ: Camila's actually the most oblivious person I know.
Canola: I AM NOT!
NormaniK: Camila's the type of girl to be like "you... you're touching my vagina... but as friends tho right?"
Canola: WHAT THE FUCK NO. I'M NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL
LaurenJ: lmao camz be like *married to me for 14 years* "but where do we stand though?"
Canola: AGSHDKLFLF
Allysus: Camila's so oblivious she doesn't know what a bible is.
Canola: no but I know how your bitches pussy tastes.
KylieJ: HOLY SHIT
Crybaby: LMAO NOT TRUE, I COULD BE SITTING ON MILA'S FACE AND SHE'D BE LIKE "we're having sex but like in a platonic way tho right"
LaurenJ: LMAO YES
Canola: I HATE YOU GUYS I AM NOT OBLIVIOUS
ArianaG: it's okay mila, Kylie's really oblivious too
KylieJ: what??? how?
ArianaG: well once you thought a baby pig was a chicken.
Allysus: Ari, honey, I think you don't fully understand what oblivious means...
Crybaby: BUT SHE CALLED A PIG A CHICKEN THO
Canola: lern calls all of us chickens
ArianaG: wait, oblivious means stupid right?
KylieJ: oh so you think I'm stupid????
LaurenJ: and this is where Ariana knew she fucked up
ArianaG: YOU CALLED A BABY PIG A CHICKEN
KylieJ: I WAS HIGH
ArianaG: NO, YOU'RE JUST DUMB
Allysus: that's coming from the girl who believes that mila is smart.
Canola: I AM SMART
DinahJ: and Lauren's not annoying
LaurenJ: ...
DinahJ: sorry I thought we were stating LIES.
Allysus: in that case, I'm not disappointed in any of you, and I have total faith that you're all going to make it in life.
LaurenJ: .....
NormaniK: .....
Canola: .....
DinahJ: .....
Crybaby: .....
KylieJ....
ArianaG: awww!! Thanks ally 💗💗
Allysus: actually I really do have faith that Ari's gonna make it, cause she's gonna end up with Kylie and Kylie's rich as fuck
KylieJ: that's actually so true
ArianaG: Kylie's gonna buy me two swimming pools
ArianaG: I want 20 but she said two, at the most three
NormaniK: why would you want 20 swimming pools...?
ArianaG: 19 for pool sex, one for pool parties
Allysus: yup. You're gonna be just fine Ari
Crybaby: what about me? I'm gonna end up with you.
Allysus: baby I love you and I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you are probably going to give me a heart attack by the age 20
Crybaby: WELL SHIT ALLY.
NormaniK: it's okay Mells, if it makes you feel any better we'd probably be part of the reason she has a heart attack
LaurenJ: LMAO on their honeymoon Melanie would be like "sit on my face mommy I wanna make you feel good!" And ally would have a heart attack right then and there
DinahJ: then when she recovers we'd be in the hospital and one of us (most likely Camila) would say "so, sit on my face mommy huh?" And ally would have another heart attack
Canola: I'm not even gonna deny that's totally true
