A/n: HALSEY'S ALBUM GOT ME SHOOK. DOWN GOT ME SHOOK. EVERYONE HAS ME SHOOK.
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Allysus: guys, I just wanna let you all know that I love you all very much 💗
LaurenJ: WE LOVE YOU TOO MOM
Canola: ALLY LOVES US I AM SHOOK
Canola: BUT I LOVE ALLY TOO SO IM SHOOK x 2
LaurenJ: *I'm, with an apostrophe babe.
Canola: sorry I forgot
DinahJ: STOP CORRECTING US ALL THE TIME
Canola: LEAVE HER ALONE SHE'S NOT HURTING ANYONE.
Canola: other than your pride.
NormaniK: FUCK AGSHJDK
LaurenJ: thank you daddy
KylieJ: I love over protective Mila
ArianaG: I just love mila in general
Canola: I LOVE YOU TOO
DinahJ: *sigh* I love you more than she loves you. Even if you broke my heart
NormaniK: don't worry she broke mine too
Crybaby: and mine
LaurenJ: mine x 5
Allysus: I feel like all of my children married each other
Allysus: does that make sense?
Allysus: cause like you're all my daughters and you're all dating each other...
ArianaG: I'm getting some serious twilight vibes.
LaurenJ: THAT MOVIE SUCKED
Canola: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY*
Canola: HOW. COULD. YOU. EVEN. SAY. THAT.
LaurenJ: sorry I just hate it
Canola: WELL HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER SAID ANYTHING????
LaurenJ: because every time I watch a stupid romantic movie with you, I get laid.
Canola: WHAT!?
LaurenJ: why else do you think I've seen every twilight movie with you?
DinahJ: LMAO GIRL YOU ARE SMART
NormaniK: ... wait but you've also watched them all with me...
LaurenJ: also trying to get laid
Canola: ... threesome ...
DinahJ: EXCUSE YOU?!
Canola: ... sorry, *foursome
DinahJ: that's better.
Allysus: MY PURE EYES. STOP THIS. NOBODY WILL BE GETTING "laid" OKAY?
Crybaby: well you're right cause I'm certainly not getting any ...
KylieJ: LMAO I'M RIDING ARI'S FACE AS WE TEXT
Allysus: KYLIE STOP BEING SO SINFUL.
NormaniK: you can be as "pure" as you want Ally, but I know you have the hots for me, meaning you have sinful thoughts about me
Allysus: I do not!
NormaniK: I can prove it babe 😏
Allysus: I DON'T HAVE THE HOTS FOR YOU MANI
Crybaby: we all have the hots for mani
Canola: zero lies detected
Allysus: WELL I DON'T
Allysus: NOW EVERYONE SHUT UP
Allysus: I'M TRYING TO MAKE HOT CHOCOLATE. BUT I CAN'T FIND THE HOT CHOCOLATE!
NormaniK: I'm right here honey buns 😏😏
NormaniK: AH SHE'S SO FLUSTERED RIGHT NOW
DinahJ: that's so hot, film it and leak it pls
Allysus: WE WILL NOT BE LEAKING ANYTHING!
KylieJ: so you will be filming though?😏
Allysus: NO! THERE WILL BE NO FILMING, NO LEAKING, NO SINFUL ACTS IN THE BEDROOM AND THATS FINAL!
LaurenJ: how about sinful acts on the kitchen table baby?😏😏
LaurenJ: want each of us to go down on you?
Allysus: STOP IT LAUREN
Allysus: I SWEAR TO JESUS HIMSELF-
Allysus: you know what?! you're grounded!
LaurenJ: grounded???? you can't ground me!!
Allysus: YES I CAN!
LaurenJ: NO YOU CAN'T
Allysus: excuse you??????
LaurenJ: ... I mean ... um ... yes mommy ..
ArianaG: funny that's exactly what Kylie was screaming just a few seconds ago
DinahJ: LMAO THE MOMMY KINK
Canola: the kink that proves you have mommy issues
KylieJ: fuck off, let me live
LaurenJ: LMAO
Allysus: NO PHONE FOR YOU LAUREN!
LaurenJ: what?! you can't be serious!
Allysus: dead. serious.
LaurenJ: ... no.
Allysus: don't test me Lauren.
LaurenJ: no, I need my phone.
Allysus: one.
LaurenJ: not gonna work.
Allysus: two.
LaurenJ: nope.
Allysus: I swear to god Lauren if I get to three.
LaurenJ: ....
Allysus: THREE.
Crybaby: SOMEONE TELL ME WHY I WAS TRYING TO EAT MY CEREAL, AND LAUREN THREW HER PHONE AT MY FACE AND RAN UPSTAIRS
Crybaby: ... I just read the messages ...
Crybaby: you all need god.
Allysus: see my girl gets it!
