A/n: THE SURPRISE I MENTIONED AWHILE AGO, IS COMING SOON GUYS! But I still can't tell y'all what it is tho...😏
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*Private texts between Camila and Normani*
Canola: MANI BEARRRRRRR
NormaniK: CANOLA OILLLLLLL
Canola: Oil is hot 😏
NormaniK: Yeah, it has to be hot before you cook with it
Canola: I WAS TRYING TO BE SEXY
NormaniK: Cooking oil isn't sexy.
Canola: When you use it right it can be 😏😏
NormaniK: Nah I prefer virgin oil
Canola: Then why are you with Dinah
NormaniK: You did not just-
Allysus: SHOTS FUCKING FIRED! DINAH JUST GOT REKT
Canola: Ew Ally you're like 80 don't use the word "rekt"
Allysus: FUCK YOU AGSJDKFK IM 18
Canola: Oh yea and I'm 12
NormaniK: you look 12
Allysus: GET REKT PUSSY BOI
NormaniK: Okay Mila was right, stop that ally you're like 80
Canola: ANYWAYS, MANI, WHAT DOES ONE COUCH SAY TO ANOTHER COUCH?
NormaniK: So we're just gonna ignore the fact that Ally's using words like "rekt" And "pussy boi" now?
Canola: JUST LET ME TELL MY JOKE.
NormaniK: *Sigh* Fine. What did the couch say to the other couch?
Canola: We're sofa apart
Canola: HAHAHAAHHA GET IT????
Allysus: Boi you a whole ass clown
Allysus: But It's gucci tho I still fuck with you
NormaniK: I honestly don't know what's worse, Mila's joke, or the fact that you're texting that way, ally
LaurenJ: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LaurenJ: "SOFA APART" LMAOOOOO THAT WAS HILARIOUS CAMZI AFSJDKLFF I'M LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER. YOU'RESOFUNNYPLSMARRYME
NormaniK: Excuse you? This was a private conversation
LaurenJ: BUT ALLY'S HERE
NormaniK: Ally is literally Jesus, she's everywhere.
Allysus: YEAH! SO LEAVE PUSSY BOI
NormaniK: ALLY STOP SAYING PUSSY BOI
Allysus: You trynna Get rekt too, pussy boi?
NormaniK: Ohmygod shoot me now
Canola: LOL my joke was funny tho
Canola: I guess you could say it was... sofa king funny...
Canola: OHHHHHHHHH I AM THE QUEEN OF PUNS AND JOKES
Allysus: DAB ON THEM HATERS QUEEN
Canola:
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DinahJ: I regret coming here and reading these messages
DuaL: LMAO MILA'S JOKES ARE FUNNY THO
LaurenJ: I KNOW RIGHT? SHE SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN!
Crybaby: Can you hear me barfing from here?
KylieJ: You just threw up in my car.
ArianaG: I KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING A DRIVING KYLIE KRISTEN JENNER.
KylieJ: ......
LaurenJ: It's like you wanna die
Canola: That's sofa king dangerous, Kylie.
NormaniK: MILA STOP
Dua&Lauren: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Crybaby: I threw up again
KylieJ: THIS IS A LAMBO MELANIE, IT AINT CHEAP
Crybaby: Yeah but you are
Allysus: OH SHIIIIII, GET REKT PUSSY BOIIIIIIIII
NormaniK: I'm done with all of you.
NormaniK: Our friendships are all suspended until further notice.
Canola: Wow mani, sofa king rude.
NormaniK: S T O P
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A/n: EVERYONE COMMENT WHAT Y'ALL THINK THE SURPRISE IS GONNA BE
