Canola: GUYS GUESS WHAT LERN GOT ME FOR CHRISTMASDinahJ: if it's not an engagement ring than idgaf 💅🏼
KylieJ: ^ Fuck that, if it's not LOYALTY than idgaf
Allysus: I hate y'all lmao
Allysus: What did she get you Mila?
Canola: THANK YOU ALLY.
Canola:
DinahJ: OH HELL NAH CAMREN. Y'ALL BETTER NOT COME AT ME WITH THAT SUN AND MOON SHIT
DinahJ: I am not okay
DuaL: ^ How I feel whenever literally anything happens with Camren
NormaniK: Eh I don't see the hype
NormaniK: Normila's where it's at
ArianaG: I 100% agree even tho normila is 100% d e a d
KylieJ: DON'T COME FOR MY PURE INNOCENT NORMILA SHIP AFHSDKLFLG THEY DESERVED BETTER
ArianaG: Pure and innocent? Have you noticed how much sexual tension those two have?
ArianaG: There ain't nothing innocent about them sis
DuaL:
NormaniK: ^^ True, Mila can really fuck me with her teenage mutant ninja turtle pillow pet, while she wears her pink light up sketchers 😩💦
Allysus: I'm not even surprised when you say these kind of things anymore
LaurenJ: Stfu mani, Camz is in love with ME so fuck off thank you very much
NormaniK: Lauren u don't even appreciate her like you SHOULD. Let her spend a night with me and I PROMISE you, she ain't gonna go back.
NormaniK: Actually, not even a night... an HOUR.
KylieJ: oh shit...
LaurenJ: Shut yo bitch ass up mani, you're taken you stupid fucking bitch
NormaniK: DINAH, MILA, AND I WOULD BE THE SEXIEST FUCKING THROUPLE ALIVE BIHHHH
DinahJ: ^ I see no lies. We're all hot as fuck, plus have you seen our asses? We THICCC ASF BITCH
DuaL: I only have one thing to say
DinahJ: What's That little mama? 😏😏
DuaL: Foursome??😏😏😏😏
NormaniK: baby you ain't ready for all of this 😏💦
Canola: Tell Daddy how you want it 😏
DuaL: FUCK ME WITH YOUR STRAP ON WHILE I YELL "TIS THE SEASON TO BE ALL UP IN MY GUTS PAPA ELF" AND JINGLE BELLS IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND
Allysus: NO OHMYGOD WTF DUA
Allysus: THIS AINT NO ORGY TYPE SHIT BITCH, SIT YO HORNY ASSES DOWN ITS CHRISTMAS EVE.
Allysus: ITS THE DAY BEFORE JESUS WAS BORN. HE WOULD BE SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ALL RIGHT NOW.
Jesus: Nah bih it's ORGY TIME
Allysus: I officially give up, i hate you all
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A/n: Should the next chap be about how each of the couples spend Christmas? 😏