A/n: Halsey or Sofi Carson and Dove Cameron?
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LaurenJ: Hi I'm Lauren and I'm in love with Camila. Wbu?
DinahJ: Hi I'm Dinah, and you can shut the hell up, thanks.
Crybaby: Hi I'm Melanie, and I hate the entire human race.
NormaniK: Hi I'm Normani, and I don't know what we're doing or why we're doing this
Canola: Hi I'm Camila, and you're watching DISNEY CHANNEL!
KylieJ: ...
ArianaG: ...
Allysus: ...
DuaL: Hi I'm Dua, and fuCK ME WITH THAT DISNEY WAND DADDY
Allysus: D U A N O.
LaurenJ: Dua Y E S 😏
DinahJ: I'm in such a fucking bad mood
Crybaby: Aren't you always?
DinahJ: Aren't you always a cunt?
Crybaby: Shouldn't you shut the fuck up and eat my cunt?
NormaniK: thAT TOOK AN UNEXPECTED TURN
KylieJ: Am I the only one worried about Dinah's mood?
KylieJ: Like tell me what's wrong. I shall braid your hair and we shall eat cookie dough ice cream while you tell me about your problems bby
ArianaG: thAT WAS SO FUCKING CUTE. YOU'RE LITERALLY A SAINT
ArianaG: IAMSOINLOVEWITHYOUPLSDONTEVERCHANGE
DuaL: AWWW LOVE
Crybaby: Gross.
Allysus: ^ LMAO TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD.
KylieJ: WHATS WRONG DINAH.
DinahJ: SCHOOL SUCKS. WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN BACK FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS AND I ALREADY HAVE HOMEWORK.
Crybaby: SAME
Crybaby: I had to introduce myself to my art class because apparently we're all a "family" in there
Crybaby: Like I would sell all of them to Satan for a corn chip, idk what they're talking about
DuaL: School's over rated. I'm just waiting for my modeling gig to take off
Canola: And you're waiting in Miami?
LaurenJ: Shouldn't you be like, in L.A?
DuaL: my moM STILL DOES MY LAUNDRY, SHE'S HERE, NOT L.A. SO NO.
NormaniK: ^ Lmao literally same
KylieJ: Dinah, just do what I do and pay your teachers off
ArianaG: ^ Pretty sure that's illegal
LaurenJ: It's only illegal if you get caught doing it
NormaniK: ^ Didn't you get arrested in an airport for pot?
LaurenJ: I DIDN'T GET ARRESTED, IT WAS A FUCKING CITATION. GET IT FUCKING RIGHT.
LaurenJ: And it wasn't my pot, it was Ally's.
DuaL: Such a plot twist
Allysus: BITCH YOU'RE THE ONE THAT GOT CAUGHT, DON'T BLAME ME.
DinahJ: It's legal now so its okay
DuaL: We're still underage, Dinah
Crybaby: It's illegal but it's fine
Canola: Sometimes I wonder what our parents would think if they read these messages...
Sinu👀: Well I think you're a disappointment but that's nothing new
ArianaG: LMAO THAT HITS WAY TOO CLOSE TO HOME
KylieJ: Hello darkness my old friend...
