Canola: DO YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A STORY
DinahJ: YES
Crybaby: *grabs popcorn*
KylieJ: *sits down*
ArianaG: *sits on Kylie's face*
LaurenJ: weLL OKAY ARI
Allysus: sinful girl.
NormaniK: Ally that sounded so kinky
Allysus: AGSHDJKFLF STOP
Canola: OKAY SO ONCE I WAS AT SOFI'S CLASS AND I WAS HELPING THE KIDS WITH THEIR WORK
Canola: FOR SOME REASON ONE OF THE LITTLE GIRLS DIDN'T LIKE ME
LaurenJ: relatable
Canola: WHAT
LaurenJ: I mean what
Canola: .... ANYWAYS
Canola: so I was trying to read to her the directions in the math book, right?
Canola: BUT THIS GIRL PICKS THE MATH BOOK UP AND STARTED REPEATEDLY HITTING ME ON THE HEAD WITH IT.
DinahJ: LMAO SAME
NormaniK: what a legend.
Canola: so I'm just sitting there, while this 7 year old girl is hitting me with a book
Canola: it was to the point where all of the moms and other helpers were just staring like "what the fuck"
Canola: but what was I supposed to do? she was seven!
DinahJ: My sisters 7 and I still beat her ass.
Crybaby: .... abusive much?
LaurenJ: LET CAMZ FINISH HER STORY.
Canola: THANK YOU HONEY BUNS 💗
LaurenJ: NO PROBLEM PUMPKIN💛
ArianaG: *barfs*
Canola: ANYWAYS
Canola: IT TURNS OUT, MY DAD ENDED UP SUBSTITUTING HER CLASS LATER AND SHE WAS APPARENTLY "the sweetest kid ever"
LaurenJ: LMAO AGSJDKDK
Allysus: she just knew. She saw you and went "this is a sinner who needs to get hit in the head repeatedly, because look at her"
KylieJ: ALLY OH MY GOSH
Canola: well... *tearing up* it's nice to know you feel that way Ally ...
Allysus: OH NO SWEETIE NO, I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T CRY.
DinahJ: what a fucking mom
