A/n: LOOK AT US NOW HAS ME SHOOKETH, THE DOWN MUSIC VIDEO HAS ME SHOOKETH, IM JUST SO FUCKING SHOOK -
Canola: what did Avril Lavigne say when she ate too much red meat??
KylieJ: nothing. Avril is dead and has a clone #notmyavril
LaurenJ: LET CAMZI FINISH HER JOKE I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU-
KylieJ: JESUS CHRIST OKAY FINISH YOUR JOKE MILA. WHAT DID AVRIL SAY?
NormaniK: you say "Avril" like you guys are on a first name basis ....
NormaniK: so I just have one question, have you met Avril Lavigne?
KylieJ: no but I've met Beyoncé and that's enough
ArianaG: I love my queen
KylieJ: Aw I love you too!
ArianaG: I was ... I was talking about Beyoncé
KylieJ:
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Allysus: literally same.
DinahJ: LMAO SAME ARI
Crybaby: I totally love how everyone just ignored Mila's joke, let's make this a regular thing
LaurenJ: *loads gun* so, you all don't like camzi's jokes huh?
NormaniK: I'm gonna regret this so bad, but Lauren terrifies me.
NormaniK: so Camila, what did Avril Lavigne say after she ate too much red meat?
Canola: *cues "complicated" background music* WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE ME SO CONSTIPATED
Allysus: I just... I have never wanted to throw myself off a forty story building as much as I do right now in this very moment.
Crybaby: Dinah just threw her phone into the toilet...
DinahJ: ahsjd jdc awful
Crybaby: it's glitching
KylieJ: god dammit Camila your awful joke caused Dinah to break her phone.
Canola: HOW DID MY JOKE DO THAT?! SHE WILLINGLY THREW HER PHONE IN THE TOILET.
ArianaG: no, your joke was so bad she felt physically and verbally disrespected, and threatened, so she threw her phone in the toilet.
Allysus: just like I wanted, and still want to throw myself off of a building.
Canola: it wasn't that bad!
LaurenJ: LOLOLOLOLOL I'M LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, I JUST COMPOSED MYSELF BECAUSE THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY I FELL AND I COULDN'TGET UP. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT WAS AMAZING. CAMZYOUAREMYEVERYTHINGILOVEYOU
KylieJ: OKAY HOW DO YOU GENUINELY THINK SHES FUNNY?!
LaurenJ: she is!! And you guys are just hating!
Canola: it's like when Siri rejects my sexual slurs when I'm drunk
Canola: it's Siri-ously annoying.
Canola: lmao see what I did there?
ArianaG: MELANIE TOLD DINAH YOUR JOKE AND SHE THREW MELANIE'S PHONE INTO THE TOILET
KylieJ: oh way to go Camila!! Two phones! You broke two phones today!
NormaniK: that was even worse than the Avril Lavigne one.
Canola: it was not bad! Ally's not saying anything about it so I'm assuming she liked it!
Allysus: sorry, the person you are trying to reach has fatally jumped off of a sixty story building and died. they are now internally screaming at your joke in heaven.
Canola: I hate you guys, it was a good joke!!
LaurenJ: LOLOLOLOL SIRI-OUSLY ANNOYING. YES. AMAZING. YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT, I'M PHYSICALLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW. PLEASENEVERCHANGEYOUAREPERFECT
