Canola: guys, I have a confession to make
ArianaG: what's up mila?
Canola: when they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is.
Canola: like I thought it was all milk???
Canola: if I'm buying a carton of milk I WANT 100% MILK.
LaurenJ: it's 2 a.m, you have a girlfriend as hot as me, and you're thinking about milk...
Canola: THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS QUESTION I HAVE LERN.
KylieJ: I also want to know what the other 98% is...
ArianaG: maybe it's breast milk...
DinahJ: that's disgusting! I'm never buying milk again!
LaurenJ: Dinah it's not really- you know what? okay. don't ever buy milk again.
Allysus: I'm literally surrounded by gay idiots
Allysus: remind me again why I hang out with you all?
NormaniK: cause you need us to reach the high shelf.
Allysus: afshdjfkflflghsjshsh
DinahJ: LMAO SHE GOT YOU BITCH.
Allysus: EXCUSE ME????
DinahJ: ... I mean, sorry mom.
Crybaby: no but really, she got you babe
Allysus: I SWEAR TO GOD MELANIE
Crybaby: what? You swear to god what?
Crybaby: are you gonna punish me?😏😏
Crybaby: maybe you could spank me
Crybaby: I've been a very bad girl, mommy😏
Allysus: YOU ARE SUCH A SINNER AGSHDFK
Crybaby: and you're hot and I'm horny, let's settle this
Allysus: I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'VE BEEN EXTRA SINFUL LATELY BUT IT NEEDS TO STOP. GO PURIFY YOURSELF WITH CHRIST'S WATER.
Crybaby: I wish I could purify myself with your water 😏😏
DinahJ: I can imagine ally almost having a hear attack every time she sees a dirty text from Melanie
NormaniK: you should see her facial expressions when she receives nudes.
KylieJ: I HAVE AN IDEA
ArianaG: what is it babe?
KylieJ: LET'S ALL SEND ALLY NUDES
Allysus: DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE?????
KylieJ: NO WE WANT ALLYSIN BACK
Canola: ... I just wanted to know the answer to the question about the milk...
