A/n: So what's with this Camren "drama" that's supposed to be happening today? Someone explain that to me pls I'm lost.
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Canola: Hi people and Mani
DinahJ: ???? Why do you specify Mani's name
Canola: Cause Mani's a queen
LaurenJ: Zero lies detected
KylieJ: NORMANI IS A QUEEN BUT ALLY IS A SAINT
Crybaby: Well we know who your favorite is
KylieJ: cauSE ALLY IS A BLESSING
ArianaG: No she's *satan
NormaniK: We just gonna ignore the fact that "Jesus" showed up in our group chat yesterday?
DinahJ: Don't we ignore everything that happens here?
LaurenJ: Yeah we've ignored weirder shit
Crybaby: Like when Camila was "pure" for a couple of days
Allysus: Or when Ariana thought "negative Zero" was a thing
ArianaG: Wait negative zero isn't a thing?
LaurenJ: *facepalm*
Canola: I cleaned Lauren's room today. Nothing but respect for MY president.
KylieJ: I ate Ari's pussy yesterday. Nothing but respect for MY bitch.
Allysus: Melanie's my bitch
Allysus: So are all of you but Melanie's more special
NormaniK: thE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, ALLY?!
Crybaby: Clearly that I'm more important to her than you peasants
Canola: HEY! MANI AND LERN ARE QUEENS! DON'T YOU DARE PUT THEM IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS US PEASANTS!
KylieJ: ....
ArianaG: ....
ArianaG: Thanks Mila.
Allysus: It's true. You're all my best friends. But Melanie's my best friend and girlfriend
Allysus: It's like two for one
Allysus: Y'all don't eat my pussy
DinahJ: buT WE COULD!
LaurenJ: True, you don't give us chances
KylieJ: Like last week I left my underwear on your kitchen table, if that's not a sign idk what is
Allysus: Kylie wtf
DinahJ: You leave your underwear everywhere tho.
KylieJ: Only places that make me horny
LaurenJ: Didn't you leave your underwear at the zoo once?
KylieJ: ARI SENT ME NUDES IN THE MIDDLE OF PETTING THE GOATS
LaurenJ: So your first instinct was to take your underwear off???
Canola: I have underwear in my purse
ArianaG: Who's are they?
Canola: Mani's
LaurenJ: I have Dinah's but I think for two very different reasons
DinahJ: lol sometimes I pee myself
Crybaby: Why am I not surprised?
NormaniK: Wait how did you get my underwear, Mila?
Canola: From your underwear drawer.
NormaniK: I don't remember giving you permission to do that
Canola: Oh don't worry, you didn't.
NormaniK:
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