A/n: THE GIRLS ALBUM IS FUCKING AMAZING. I AM SHOOK. ALL OF THE SONGS ARE FUCKING BOPS, MY FAV IS LONELY NIGHT, WHATS YOURS?
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Crybaby: There's seven billion people in this world, and I spend my days talking to you peasants...
DinahJ: Wtf Melanie
ArianaG: Oh my god...
KylieJ: I know, I can't believe she just said that.
ArianaG: THANK YOU FOR GIVING US YOUR TIME QUEEN.
Allysus: *Facepalm*
DuaL: If Melly says we're all peasants... then we're ALL FUCKING PEASANTS.
NormaniK: Hoe I ain't no peasant
DinahJ: ^ You're a peanut
NormaniK: N O DINAH I'M A QUEEN
DinahJ: ... really? Says who?
NormaniK: ...
DinahJ: Exactly Norman, you're a peanut.
LaurenJ: "Norman" kills me every time abasllsld
Canola: I think mani's a queen...
NormaniK: THANK YOU BABY.
NormaniK: See, somebody appreciates me and what I do.
Allysus: What exactly do you do?
Allysus: All you ever do is ask everyone to fuck You with inanimate objects and call you some ridiculous nick name.
NormaniK: No one cares about your opinion. People don't even know you're name, Ali.
LaurenJ: "ALI"
KylieJ: A L I
Canola: Yeah Ali!
Allysus: Shut the fuck up corn.
DinahJ: C O R N
ArianaG: I like corn
NormaniK: If Mila's corn I wanna eat corn
DuaL: ^ Normila is real, no one can tell me otherwise
Crybaby: Otherwise
LaurenJ:
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ArianaG: ^ Me when I read all of Melanie's subtweets.
Allysus: Actually, she hasn't posted one for almost a week now
KylieJ: Melanie wtf??
DinahJ: We're over here looking forward to your pettiness, and you're letting us down
LaurenJ: Just like Jesus let us down when he let trump win.
Allysus: I'm not even gonna argue with that, because you're so right.
DuaL: WHERE IS PETTY MELANIE
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@MelanieMartinez: It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, Mila sleeps on her back, Ally sleeps with everybody, and mani snuggles with a teddy bear. Funny right?
@LaurenJauregui: @MelanieMartinez, HOLY SHIT SHES BACK
@DuaLipa: @MelanieMartinez, #LongLivePettyMelanie
@AllyBrooke: @MelanieMartinez, I literally hate you so much
