EMO BAND TEXTS 3 - EMO QUARTET AU

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Juliet joined the chat

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: ...

Juliet: ...

(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): okay umm

(Y/N): CMLs on stage so uh

(Y/N): what the fuck do you want you fucking cheese

snallon weekes joined the chat

snallon weekes: ITS THE CHEESE WIFE

snallon weekes: ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

Juliet: what the fuck

snallon weekes left the chat

Moikey: what? Nobody likes the cheese wife and her cheese babies.

Ramoose joined the chat

Ramoose: how are the cheese babies

(Y/N): what the fuck aren't you supposed to be on stage

Ramoose: I am but Alex and Jacci are making interesting commentary; meme review atm

Moikey: not even gonna question it

Gee joined the chat

Gee: stop blowing up my phone what's up tho

(Y/N): Juliet's back even though Lexie kicked her out of the chat

Gee: OH?

Gee: Anyways wyd

(Y/N): consuming an entire can of whipped cream

Gee: ...

Gee: BRB RUNNING TO THE BUS

Gee left the chat

(Y/N): what

Moikey: what

Juliet: what

Ramoose: what

Gee joined the chat

Gee: I forgot Juliet was here

Gee: what're the names of your cheese babies 

Gee: Mike Cheddar? Lillian Mozzarella? Barbra Brie?

Juliet: THERES NO CHEESE BABIES

(Y/N): that's surprising

Moikey: I'm gonna go watch tv

Moikey left the chat

Ramoose: but

Ramoose: the cheese babies

Juliet: hhh

(Y/N): so

(Y/N): where do you live you cheese wife

Juliet: Liverpool

Gee: Paul McCartney WHO

(Y/N): gee

Gee: what

Gee: OH

Ramoose: we have a show in Liverpool tomorrow

(Y/N): you can come if you want ig

(Y/N): but you have to give me $80

Juliet: bitch I don't have $80

Gee: GIRL

Ramoose: ...

Ramoose: you left the band when you were worth like $5 million what the fuck did you do

Juliet: okay I have 80 bucks

Juliet: I'm just not giving (Y/N) my money

(Y/N): oh heck you

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: hey we just got off set

Plexiglass: W A I T

Plexiglass: I KICKED YOUR RAT ASS OUT OF THE CHAT

Ramoose: okay but

Ramoose: can you blame her for leaving the band and uh

eloping and having cheese babies

Juliet: THERE ARE NO CHEESE BABIES

Gee: SHOW US MIKE, LILLIAN, AND BARBRA!

Juliet: GERARD STFU

Gee: N O !

Plexiglass: ...

Plexiglass: Anyways

Plexiglass: YES I DO BLAME HER BECAUSE NOW MY RAT COUSIN IS OUR RHYTHM GUITARIST

Jacci♣️ joined the chat

Jacci♣️: But im cool

Jacci♣️: I like e g g s

Jacci♣️: 😎

Jacci♣️: And I can walk through the fourth wall

(Y/N): what

Gee: what

Juliet: what

Ramoose: what

Plexiglass: what

Jacci♣️: what

Ramoose: okay but

Ramoose: you did kind of drag us all into this band

(Y/N): I was not dragged

(Y/N): although she did just storm into the our dorm like "YO WANNA BE IN A BAND"

Ramoose: okay well I was forced out of MIT to join this shit show

Plexiglass: WELL

Plexiglass: its not my fault that I stopped helping you with your tuition okay

Ramoose: hhh

Ramoose: don't be surprised if I pull a Juliet in the future

Gee: MAI MET SOMEONE NAMED MIKE CHEDDAR

Gee: CHEDDAR CHILDREN