FEAT.
Panic! At The Disco
BRENDON- Brendong Urie/Bleepo
SPENCER- Suspenders
I Don't Know How But They Found Me
DALLON- Tree Man/Dallon Stallon
RYAN- Ryan Semen
Fall Out Boy
PATRICK- Patrick Tree/Patrick tree
PETE- Peter Straight/Peter Gay
JOE- Joe...
Anyways it's my birthday I'm fucking cool as hell not really
- A.N. I don't know why I kept rewriting this Also someone is playing v nice violin music on the train Why can't all New York subways be like this - Mai
THURSDAY - October 15th, 2026 - 6:42 AM / 06:42 -
Lexie awoke to the feeling of Awsten's limbs tightly wrapped around her. It was quite claustrophobic, and she found that she could barely move her own arms and legs.
She could hear him breathing heavily, muttering incoherently, but it was apparent that he was distressed.
She tried to pry his arms off but his grip remained firm. "Babe, get off of me," Lexie groaned, rolling so that she ended up on top of him.
After about few minutes of Lexie squirming around, Awsten finally woke up. "LEXIE!" he screeched hugging her even tighter, if that was even possible. "Can't...fuckin'...breathe..." Lexie choked out.
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" Awsten cried, only loosening his grip slightly. Lexie chuckled. "Was I now?"
"YES!" Awsten exclaimed. "THAT JIGSAW DUDE APPROACHED ME IN A CREEPY ASS ALLEYWAY AND HE HANDED ME A GIFT BOX WHICH HAD YOUR DISMEMBERED BODY INSIDE AND—"
"Whoa, okay, slow down jellybean," Lexie laughed, grinning widely.
"It's not funny!" Awsten said, pouting. "Also, MY BRANDING!"
"Fuck your branding," Lexie sassed.
"What about me?"
It took Lexie a few seconds to process what he had just said.
"AWSTEN YOU BLUEBERRY CHICKEN NUGGET FUCK!" Lexie screeched, pushing him off of her. Awsten started laughing hysterically when Lexie ended up falling off the bed and landing in a pile of fox and cheetah plushies.
