EMO BAND TEXTS 3 - EMO QUARTET AU

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MONDAY
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August 10th 2026
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11:26 PM / 23:26
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TWITTER
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Mikey Way followed strict italian weedkiller

"Mikey's Stupid Girlfriend" followed strict italian weedkiller

I'm ur sourdough daddy ;) followed strict italian weedkiller

Illegal Meme Dealer followed strict italian weedkiller

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TUESDAY
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August 11th 2026
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4:37 AM / 04:37
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TWITTER
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Mikey Way @lexieway
KenZ #'may'isoverparty #strictitalianfather

Lindsey Way @lynzway
(Replying to @lexieway)
Excuse me?

Mikey Way @lexieway
bitch you're excused

also why is your last name still Way?

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Mikey Way @lexieway
i changed my name to Mikey, and now Lindsey is gonna write a hate blog about me

pet cheetah named jason? @cmlspetcheetah
(Replying to @lexieway)
tea = spilled

Mikey Way @lexieway
Boston tea party

strict italian weedkiller @kenz_caccamo
w o w

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2:11 PM / 14:11
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Kenz leaned against against a telephone post close to the CML house, taking a drag from her cigarette. Mikey, who was walking to Starbucks for coffee, noticed her.

"You know those will rot your insides," He pointed out, then continuing on his way.

"What the fuck?" Kenz muttered to herself.

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2:18 PM / 14:18
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"Hello, small child," Lexie greeted as she opened the door.

"Greetings," Kenz walked inside.

She followed the guitarist into the living room, capturing everyone's attention.

"This is Kenz," Lexie introduced. "She's our new drummer."

"Lexie said you were younger, how young?" Gerard was the first to ask a question.

"I'm 19, turning 20 in November," She replied.

"Well then," Gerard commented.

"My branding, how many times do I need to tell you that?" Mikey shot at his brother once he walked into the living room, holding a coffee in his hand.

"Mikey this is-"

"Smoking kills," Mikey cut Lexie off with a smirk.

"Oh fuck off," Kenz rolled her eyes.

"Continuing on," Lexie, confused, announced. "Whoever has questions she can answer."

"Are we in kindergarten again?" Awsten asked.

"Stop!" Lexie shouted. "Just lets all sit down and ask our fucking questions."

Basically for the next 30 minutes, everyone got more and more bored.