EMO BAND TEXTS 3 - EMO QUARTET AU

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I drew sally face love me

And no spoilers I didn't finish the game 😔

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THURSDAY
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April 22nd 2027
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5:39 PM / 17:39
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"Hey faggots," Mikey walked into the Cut Me Loose house with Jacci to see that Gerard was hugging his knees and eating pretzels with his eyes red and wide.

"...Gerard? Are you... okay??" Jacci asked, confused on why he was even in the house if Raven was the only one that was home. Even though basically everyone they were friends with had a key.

That's a lot of keys.

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE KENZ IS!" Gerard exclaimed, causing Mikey and Jacci to both jump at the sudden shout.

"Well did you file a missing person's report?" Mikey asked, sitting on the couch next to him.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK, ALEXANDRA?!" Gerard shouted, causing Jacci and Mikey to jump once again.

"Well fine," Mikey got up and walked away into the kitchen. "By the way, I'm a dude and my name's Mikey, you rat slut!"

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TWITTER
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Mikey Way @alexknight
I want my funeral to be everyone saying "F" for respects in unison as Pet Cheetah plays in the background, and Raven screams "WHATS UP 𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓼" at everyone.

i'm your sourdough daddy ;) @RavenXx
(replying to @alexknight) Alex what the hell

Mikey Way @alexknight
RESPECT MY WISHES CHERYL

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Mikey Way @alexknight
𝔀𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓸𝓰𝓰𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱 𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓭𝓮-𝓼𝓸𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓭

Josh💕 @alexslefthand
(replying to @alexknight)
what the fuck Alexandra Maya Claire Reynolds

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Ramoose joined the chat

Ramoose: waddup fagguettes

Ramoose: oh wrong group chat

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Jacci♣️ joined the chat

Jacci♣️: isn't she straight

Jacci♣️: that's illegal

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: I'd rather not explain

Plexiglass: oh brb I have to feed my chickens

Jacci♣️: You??? Don't??? Have??? Chickens???

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: YoU dOnT kNoW mE!!

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Sourdough Daddy joined the chat

Sourdough Daddy: don't question it

Sourdough Daddy: yo Awsten what's Lexie up to

Awsten joined the chat

Awsten: he says that they are f e a s t i n g

Sourdough Daddy: "he"???

Awsten: IT WAS A TYPO FUCK OFF

Sourdough Daddy: geez okay

Jacci♣️: what do they f e a s t upon?

Awsten: e g g s

Jacci♣️: wait,,, that's,,, cannibalism,,,

Awsten: h e  k n o w s

Awsten: SHE*

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: oh by the way faggots I'm a tranny and my name is Mikey

Plexiglass changed their name to ßikey Wæ

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Jacci♣️: cool story bro

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: IMPOSTER!!

Moikey: BLOCKED AND REPORTED!!

(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): dw you'll always be the best Mikey

Moikey: ily princess

(Y/N): ily too

Awsten: /1 image attached/

Sourdough Daddy: gag

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Ramoose: oof

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Sourdough Daddy: wh a  t