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DOUCHEBAG™I'm keeping Nolan this weekend

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DOUCHEBAG
I'm keeping Nolan this weekend

THE SUCCUBUS
????
No you're not

DOUCHEBAG
I have a meeting with a client tomorrow and I'm only half prepared
I'm too busy to drive him

THE SUCCUBUS
Then I'll come over

DOUCHEBAG
Amanda wants to spend time with him

THE SUCCUBUS
I don't give a shit
It's my weekend, I'm coming to get him

DOUCHEBAG
Don't expect to be buzzed in

THE SUCCUBUS
You're incredible you know that?!
You just HAPPENED to be busy NOW?
Your trashy girlfriend HAPPENED to spend time with him NOW?!
Go fuck yourself Chase, I'm not an idiot

DOUCHEBAG
Well tough shit I'm still not letting you in

THE SUCCUBUS
You do realize you're going against court orders??
You don't have the right to do this

DOUCHEBAG
You didn't have the right to be a shit mom but here we are

THE SUCCUBUS
You're one to talk about being a shit parent
Nolan spends more time with his nanny than he does with you!
You're doing this to spite me but it's our SON that's getting hurt here
I've been sober for 3 years you don't have the right to keep him away from me Chase

DOUCHEBAG
Go on then, show your face at my house and I'll call the fucking cops on you
You're lucky that I even agreed to shared custody so don't test me Lana
Or else I'll make sure you never see Nolan again

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