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ROBERT Lana
LANA Lmao I literally haven't reached my front door yet. Did you forget anything?
ROBERT Well sort of I just thought of something
LANA You thought of something literally 2 mins after I get out of the taxi?
ROBERT That's kinda what made me think of it actually
LANA Okay.. so what's up?
ROBERT Move in with me
LANA Hahahahaha what??
ROBERT I'm serious, move in with me
LANA Goddamit Robert you have terrible timing We just got out of a 15 hour flight and an hour drive from the airport My brain is fried Can we not do this right now?
ROBERT Sorry but I'm not a fan of this whole "spending two weeks together and then going home separately" thing
LANA Sounds like separation anxiety m'love
ROBERT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Guess I can't stay away from you anymore
LANA Gaaah stahp saying adorable shit But why do all our important conversations have to happen over texts, seriously
ROBERT Ffs just give me an answer already
LANA Are you kidding I thought the answer was obvious Of course I'll move in with you
ROBERT Perfect But I have one condition
LANA Errr you're the one that asked, you don't get to put conditions too
ROBERT Well tough shit, I'm putting conditions anyway
LANA Our life under the same roof is off to a grrreat start 😂 Let's hear it
ROBERT We can live ANYWHERE you want in LA except Malibu
LANA OH MY GOD NO I LOVE MALIBU
ROBERT Are you kidding the traffic, the people... I can't stand it 😩
LANA I am reconsidering this entire relationship bYe
ROBERT Come ooon, how about Santa Monica?
LANA Santa Monica is a back alley in comparison to Malibu 😩
ROBERT Excuuuuse me you've never minded Santa Monica when you come over to my place
LANA Yeah but I wouldn't LIVE there Plus there are bachelor pads like yours all over Malibu
ROBERT omFG BACHELOR PAD? HOW DARE YOU It's a four-story mansion tyvm 😒
LANA Alriiiight you know what Let's forget about Malibu and Santa Monica How about Beverly Hills? It's a good compromise
ROBERT I can get behind Beverly Hills
LANA Good, we've agreed on something 🎉 But hey I was thinking There's no way we can keep hiding our relationship if we move in together
ROBERT Tbh we're not hiding it very well in the first place Seriously it's getting ridiculous Everyone knows already
LANA Do you think we should just confirm it?
ROBERT May as well Just get it over with
LANA Damn This is gonna start ww3 😂
ROBERT Tbh we kinda dug ourselves in a hole after denying it for so long
LANA Alright alright Let's make the most out of watching everyone lose their shit I think I know exactly what to post
