NEW MESSAGE FROM:
ROBERT
LanaLANA
Lmao I literally haven't reached my front door yet. Did you forget anything?ROBERT
Well sort of
I just thought of somethingLANA
You thought of something literally 2 mins after I get out of the taxi?ROBERT
That's kinda what made me think of it actuallyLANA
Okay..
so what's up?ROBERT
Move in with meLANA
Hahahahaha what??ROBERT
I'm serious, move in with meLANA
Goddamit Robert you have terrible timing
We just got out of a 15 hour flight and an hour drive from the airport
My brain is fried
Can we not do this right now?ROBERT
Sorry but I'm not a fan of this whole "spending two weeks together and then going home separately" thingLANA
Sounds like separation anxiety m'loveROBERT
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Guess I can't stay away from you anymoreLANA
Gaaah stahp saying adorable shit
But why do all our important conversations have to happen over texts, seriouslyROBERT
Ffs just give me an answer alreadyLANA
Are you kidding
I thought the answer was obvious
Of course I'll move in with youROBERT
Perfect
But I have one conditionLANA
Errr you're the one that asked, you don't get to put conditions tooROBERT
Well tough shit, I'm putting conditions anywayLANA
Our life under the same roof is off to a grrreat start 😂 Let's hear itROBERT
We can live ANYWHERE you want in LA except MalibuLANA
OH MY GOD NO
I LOVE MALIBUROBERT
Are you kidding the traffic, the people... I can't stand it 😩LANA
I am reconsidering this entire relationship bYeROBERT
Come ooon, how about Santa Monica?LANA
Santa Monica is a back alley in comparison to Malibu 😩ROBERT
Excuuuuse me you've never minded Santa Monica when you come over to my placeLANA
Yeah but I wouldn't LIVE there
Plus there are bachelor pads like yours all over MalibuROBERT
omFG BACHELOR PAD? HOW DARE YOU
It's a four-story mansion tyvm 😒LANA
Alriiiight you know what
Let's forget about Malibu and Santa Monica
How about Beverly Hills?
It's a good compromiseROBERT
I can get behind Beverly HillsLANA
Good, we've agreed on something 🎉
But hey
I was thinking
There's no way we can keep hiding our relationship if we move in togetherROBERT
Tbh we're not hiding it very well in the first place
Seriously it's getting ridiculous
Everyone knows alreadyLANA
Do you think we should just confirm it?ROBERT
May as well
Just get it over withLANA
Damn
This is gonna start ww3 😂ROBERT
Tbh we kinda dug ourselves in a hole after denying it for so longLANA
Alright alright
Let's make the most out of watching everyone lose their shit
I think I know exactly what to postROBERT
This should be interesting 😂
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The F*cked Up Club // Robert Downey Jr
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