The F*cked Up Club // Robert Downey Jr

107 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

Conversation between
Chris Evans
and
Regan Mackenzie

CHRIS
Regan

REGAN
What?

CHRIS
Did you hear about Lana?

REGAN
I already knew
Obviously

CHRIS
I'm sure you did
I was asking if you knew it had gotten leaked to the media

REGAN
Yeah that too
Anyone with internet access knows at this point
So what do you want?
I know you're not talking to me just to ask questions you already know the answer to

CHRIS
She's in pretty bad shape Regan
Maybe you should shoot her a message
I think she could use all the support she can get, especially coming from you

REGAN
No offence Chris but who are you to tell me what I should do

CHRIS
Calm down it was just a suggestion

REGAN
I mean not only have you turned my sister against me but you're trying to meddle again?

CHRIS
You are overreacting
I was JUST suggesting

REGAN
I've survived this long without your suggestions
I think I'll be fine thank you very much

CHRIS
I can't believe you're still blaming me for that fight with Lana
YOU did this Regan

REGAN
Oh please we've always gotten along perfectly fine until you popped up and ruined everything
Now we're never going to patch it up

CHRIS
Don't be so dramatic
Lana loves you
She was just waiting for you to apologize

REGAN
I don't do apologising

CHRIS
Yeah I've noticed
Has it ever occurred to you that might be why she's isn't talking to you?
Don't blame me for your entitlement

REGAN
Wow you've got a lot of opinions for someone who barely knows me

CHRIS
Yeah I guess I really don't know you
But I did give you the benefit of the doubt

REGAN
No you didn't
You made up an idea of me and tried to convince yourself it was real
Listen Chris, in case you haven't realised yet, THIS is who I am
I am the person that flirts and leads on and never commits
I am the person that does horrible things to get back at people
I never pretended to be anything else
So don't blame me for not living up to your fantasies

CHRIS
Wait
"Horrible things to get back at people"?
What's that supposed to mean?

REGAN
Nevermind
None of your business

CHRIS
Oh my God Regan
What did you do??