156 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION + GROUPCHAT

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[One Month Later]

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NEW MESSAGE FROM:

INGRIDLana can you come by my office tomorrow morning?I've got a whole lot of new movie projects for you to look atThere's a couple of scripts that look very interesting

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INGRID
Lana can you come by my office tomorrow morning?
I've got a whole lot of new movie projects for you to look at
There's a couple of scripts that look very interesting

LANA
Sure thing Ingrid!
By the way
I was meaning to ask you
Robert and I are throwing a housewarming party next friday
Do you think you can make it?

INGRID
Me??

LANA
Yeah you 😂
We just finished moving into our new house so it's only fitting

INGRID
Oh sure Lana
Thanks for thinking of me

LANA
Great! I'll text you the address
Feel free to bring a plus one


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YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING:

LANAYou're coming to my housewarming party right?

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LANA
You're coming to my housewarming party right?

MARJANI
I don't know Lan
I don't really feel like being around so many people just yet 😞 I'm still unfit for human interaction tbh

LANA
Come oooon Marjani
You need to get out of the house a little
I know everything sucks right now and you're really not in a party mood
But it's been two months since the breakeup
You can't keep living like a hermit

MARJANI
Can I ask you something though?

LANA
Of course babe

MARJANI
Victor won't be there, will he?

LANA
What on earth??? Is that even a question
He is out of my life as much as yours Marjani

MARJANI
Ah the loyalty 😂❤️

LANA
Don't ever doubt it mate
So you are coming right?

MARJANI
Fineeee I'll be there

LANA
YESSSS BABY

MARJANI
Here's to not living like a hermit anymore 😂

LANA
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


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* THE MARVEL BUNCH *

ROBERT
Hey losers
We're throwing a housewarming party friday night
So swing by

LANA
Or don't
Either way's fine

HEMSWORTH
I have never felt more wanted

MARK
Sounds like your house definitely needs warming if this is as welcoming as you get

LANA
Hang on 💀
Our lord and savior Mark Ruffalo, will you do us the immense honor of your gracious presence in our modest home?

MARK
Much better 😌

EVANS
Tbh "modest home" is a bit of a stretch
I've seen it
It's a 4-story megamansion the size of a shopping centre

SCARLETT
I got lost walking from the driveway to the front door lmao

ROBERT
Hey we made the most out of our two paychecks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

LANA
^ basically 😂

JEREMY
Btw guys
Can I bring a plus one?

ROBERT
Lol
No

SCARLETT
What about me?

JEREMY
As if??

LANA
Yes Scarlett my love, of course you can bring a plus one

SCARLETT
You were saying Renner? 😏

JEREMY
ASDFGHJKLDFGHJK
WHAT THE HELL
WHY THE INJUSTICE

ROBERT
Sorry pal but no one trusts you when it comes to women 🙃

LANA
And we don't want any of the weird ass bimbos you keep picking up in our house tyvm

EVANS
Damn brutal 😂

HEMSWORTH
The disrespect 😂😂

JEREMY
Wow I hate everyone

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