171 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

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LANAChris I'm in a dilemma here and I'd be so grateful if you could get me out of it

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LANA
Chris I'm in a dilemma here and I'd be so grateful if you could get me out of it

CHRIS
What's wrong?

LANA
I'm going over the wedding processional and the bridesmaid-groomsman pairings for the entrance
And since Marjani and Jeremy are kinda dating now I just have to pair them up together
So that means I'm going to have to pair you up with Regan 😬

CHRIS
oH I see

LANA
Pleaaaaaase tell me you're okay with that

CHRIS
Hey it's not a problem honestly

LANA
Are you sure??

CHRIS
Yeah don't worry about it
It's been over two years Lana, I am completely over it. There's no hard feelings hahaha

LANA
So no drama?

CHRIS
No drama, don't worry

LANA
You're a life saver thank you!




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LANARegan I'm gonna have to pair you up with Chris for the wedding processional, is that okay?

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LANA
Regan I'm gonna have to pair you up with Chris for the wedding processional, is that okay?

REGAN
Shit 🙃
I mean I'm okay with it but I doubt he is

LANA
I just spoke to him actually
He said it was fine and that he had no bad blood toward you

REGAN
It's still gonna be awkward as hell
I can't believe you're even bothering with that wedding processional retro bullshit

LANA
I LIKE TRADITIONS OKAY

REGAN
Fmlllll
Why don't you just pair me up with Jeremy or something?

LANA
Because Jeremy and Marjani are kind of dating so that would be even more awkward

REGAN
What
In
The
Hell
Did you just say Jeremy and Marjani are dating?? 🙃

LANA
Ohh she didn't tell you?

REGAN
NOPE

LANA
Tbh she only told me recently, it's pretty new

REGAN
Ok holy shit
I was not expecting this
I'm so happy she's getting back out there though

LANA
I know right :')

REGAN
Fineeee then, I can't possibly be a cockblock
So pair me up with Chris, hopefully he won't purposely step on the back of my dress as we're walking down the aisle or something

LANA
Hahahaha you don't give him enough credit you know, if he says there's no hard feelings, then there really isn't
I'm actually more concerned by what you'd do to him

REGAN
I'm so offended you think so low of me 🙃

LANA
Mate you have history ☺️☺️

REGAN
It's a 30 second walk sis, even I can't fuck it up

LANA
That's good to know
But as in turned out you guys might be sitting next to each other at the reception as well 😇

REGAN
OH FFS

LANA
I'm sorryyy
I've been trying to work through the seating arrangements but there's just no avoiding it
It's really not that bad

REGAN
I know it's not
But it'll be a cringe fest

LANA
Come on it's my wedding
PLEASE behave

REGAN
Fineeee
But Marjani owes me so much for this

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