174 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

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[ A FEW WEEKS LATER ]

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LANAOkay at what point exactly was this wedding taken over by our lunatic friends?

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LANA
Okay at what point exactly was this wedding taken over by our lunatic friends?

ROBERT
Good question 😅
Ffs they didn't even give us time to say goodbye

LANA
Oh they abducted you too?

ROBERT
Yep, the guys literally grabbed my suitcase and pushed me inside the car
We're now driving to the airport

LANA
Can't believe they insisted we travel on two separate flights
Like how extra is that 😂

ROBERT
I'm telling you, we should've eloped

LANA
Heh too late now 💀

ROBERT
Are you gonna be okay with the kids?

LANA
Oh I'm sure they'll be fine
Avri's already sleeping, we haven't even reached the airport
Nolan's gonna doze off the second we get on the plane
And anyway Scarlett and Marjani have taken over baby-sitting duties. Apparently brides aren't allowed to worry about children 🤷🏻‍♀️ Not that I'm complaining of course, I wholeheartedly support their decision to not let me do anything

ROBERT
I can't believe you'll be all in white the next time I see you

LANA
And you'll be at the end of an aisle the next time I see you 🥰

ROBERT
You are the love of my life Lana
I can't wait to marry you

LANA
Believe me, I can't wait either
You, Nolan and Avri are my entire life

ROBERT
Same here

LANA
Babe I'm gonna have to go
We're almost at the airport
And the girls are nagging me to get off my phone

ROBERT
That's alright
Let's go get married ay?

LANA
Hell yeah!

ROBERT
I'll see you in three days then

LANA
See you in three days
I love you so much

ROBERT
I love you too

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