74 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

3.8K 130 3
                                    

NEW MESSAGE FROM:

MARJOLana when you're done spending your life facetiming Robert MAYBE you can get your ass down to the hotel lobby?? Everyone's waiting for you ffs

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

MARJO
Lana when you're done spending your life facetiming Robert MAYBE you can get your ass down to the hotel lobby?? Everyone's waiting for you ffs

MAC
Oh shit is it time already?

MARJO
IT WAS TIME HALF AN HOUR AGO

MAC
Sorryyyy I'm getting dressed right now

MARJO
Ugggghhhhhhhh
I actually wanna punch you
Not because you've spent half of this vacation talking to Robert
But because you still pretend not to be in love with him 🙄

MAC
Stooooop we are just friends

MARJO
PUT THE PHONE DOWN AND FINISH GETTING READY
Also you're such a liar

MAC
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS MESSAGING
Also fuck off pls thanks

MARJO
UGGGGHHHHHH HURRY UP
Elsa is getting really pissed off
And Regan is already getting a drink from the hotel bar
She's going to be out of control by the time you come down

MAC
Oh God
She's going to get hammered I just know it

MARJO
It's Regan, ofc she will

MAC
Why did I think it was a good idea to have a night out with my sister... She's gonna have alcohol under my nose the entire night 😭

MARJO
Hey, if you don't think you can handle it we can cancel right now

MAC
Nooo I'll be fine
I just hate that I'm the one who's gonna have to take care of her when she's puking in the bathroom later on
She always goes overboard 😓

MARJO
Yeah well that's Regan 🤷🏾‍♀️
AND WHY ARE YOU STILL MESSAGING

MAC
RELAX I'M READY
I'm getting into the elevator rn

MARJO
Thank Jesus 🙄

The F*cked Up Club // Robert Downey JrWhere stories live. Discover now