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CHASE Lana I need to talk to you
LANA What? What's wrong? Is it Nolan? Did something happen to him??
CHASE Oh my God relax Nolan's fine It's not about him
LANA Ffs don't scare me like that
CHASE Literally all I said was "I need to talk to you"
LANA And coming from you it can only be bad news So go ahead Hit me with it
CHASE For fuck's saaaake 🙄 there is no bad news Can't we have a normal conversation for once
LANA Still mildly suspicious 👀 But go ahead I'm listening
CHASE Jesus you're gonna make me regret this I can FEEL it
LANA What a drama queen Speak goddamit we don't have all day
CHASE Alright here it goes I'm going to ask Amanda to marry me
LANA Oh Wow Okay Cool I was not expecting this
CHASE Since you're Nolan's mother And Amanda will become his stepmother I thought you had a right to know beforehand
LANA Woah Who are you and what have you done to my ex husband??
CHASE FFS 🙃 Can you be normal and say congrats?
LANA I mean don't get me wrong I'm very happy for you But like I'm not used to you being so nice It's too suspicious What's the catch?
CHASE THERE IS NO CATCH GODDAMIT
LANA Okay I'll just assume your engagement is making you happy enough that you forgot to be a jerk
CHASE Clearly you haven't forgotten to be bitch 😒 But you know what, I am happy So I'll let it slide
LANA I'm only kidding Chase On a more serious note, this is huge You're finally popping the question huh? That's great Congratulations Wish you guys a lifetime of happiness
CHASE Thank you Lana
LANA And thank you for choosing to tell me before you do it That really means a lot (I mean I'm still slightly suspicious) But hopefully this means we can be a little more civil to each other from now on
CHASE I think I'd like that
LANA Alrighty then Go on pop your question The ring better be prettier than the one you got me. Not that my ring wasn't beautiful, but you gotta step it up the second time around
CHASE Come on you underestimate me I had the ring custom made
