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LANMERRY CHRISTMAS MY LOVE ❤️All the best to you and Victor 😍

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LAN
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY LOVE ❤️
All the best to you and Victor 😍

MARJO
Merry Christmas best friend of mine 💖💖💖
Hope you had a nice christmas eve last night
With Robert 👀

LAN
Oh
Let me guess, you were on twitter this morning? 😒

MARJO
Yeeep

LAN
Nothing should make me this annoyed on Christmas day but here we are 😒

MARJO
You underestimated the internet's FBI investigation skills my friend

LAN
I guess I did

MARJO
So are you guys a couple now and you forgot to tell me??

LAN
We are NOT a couple goddamit
Don't start speculating, I've got enough people in my mentions doing that

MARJO
But you did spend Christmas together
Like how tf did that happen

LAN
His plans got cancelled so he was spending the 24th alone with his daughter
And I was alone with Nolan
So I invited him and Avri over for christmas dinner
But of course the internet is dead set on ruining everything 🙃

MARJO
I definitely don't recommend you check the tabloids then

LAN
They're talking about it too??
Oh that's just GREAT
Does no one have a life anymore idgi

MARJO
Sorry Lan 😕

LAN
I'm going to make Robert delete the tweet

MARJO
I think that would probably make it worse
Anyway there is no need to take it so hard
Unless there is something you really wanted to hide?

LAN
😑😑😑
Seriously? Come on you know I tell you everything

MARJO
So you guys are really not together?

LAN
Gosh NO

MARJO
Okay good because I would've kicked your ass if you were hiding things from me

LAN
🙄

MARJO
But you like him

LAN
Also no

MARJO
Liar

LAN
Fuck off

MARJO
I don't get why you're so stubborn about this

LAN
We are just friends Marjani

MARJO
That's not an answer and you know it

LAN
Whatever
But you know what
Since we're on the topic of not hiding things from each other

MARJO
I'm listening

LAN
Well something did happen right before he left
Or didn't happen

MARJO
Huh?

LAN
I don't even know what to call it because I don't know what it was tbh

MARJO
Keeeep going

LAN
Well it got late and he decided to call it a night
Avri and Nolan had both fallen asleep at that point
So I walked him out onto the driveway
He was carrying his daughter who was sleeping like a rock
And we were saying goodnight
And idk
For a second I thought... something was gonna happen
And all the sirens in my brain started blaring
But then Avri stirred in his arms and that sort of cut it short THANK GOD

MARJO
Omg Lana are you kidding me
You guys had a MOMENT

LAN
A what now?

MARJO
That short pause of intense romantic tension when two people are about to kiss for the first time
It's called having a MOMENT you clueless freak

LAN
You are so weird why am I even friends with you

MARJO
Lmaooo
You are adorable

LAN
Besides (and not that it's relevant in any way) we've already kissed on camera
So there is no 'first kiss' ffs this isn't middle school

MARJO
On-screen makeouts don't count you dumbass

LAN
I know that 🙄🙄
I'm JUST saying
But omfg why is this even something we're talking about

MARJO
I love that you're still pretending you didn't want it to happen
Bitch I see right through you 😂

LAN
Marjani stop it
Seriously
I'm tired of this

MARJO
Heeey babe
You know I'm only saying this because I want to see you happy

LAN
I am perfectly fine with the way things are

MARJO
Oh please
You can lie to yourself but you can't lie to me

LAN
Whateveeeer
I think Nolan just woke up
He's going to want to open his gifts
Sooo this is where I leave ya
Merry bloody christmas

MARJO
Merry christmas Lana 😂❤️
Don't forget to tell Nolan which gifts are from his godmother

LAN
Lol will do

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