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LANA ahahahaha Chris you are so predictable
CHRIS What are you on about now?
LANA You're going to New York
CHRIS Yes, and?
LANA I'm gonna take a wild guess here But you wouldn't be going to see a certain SOMEONE, would you? 👀 Someone whose name starts with 'RE' and ends with 'GAN'
CHRIS Wtf no I have work in Soho I'm meeting with a playwright
LANA Funny how you chose to try your hand at theater right when Regan moves to Manhattan 👀 Your excuses are so lame
CHRIS Stoooop Lana I know where this is going
LANA Come on, don't tell me you're not going to New York to see her Because even if you do I won't believe you
CHRIS Guess I won't say anything then 🙄
LANA Bahahahah this is so cute You're so busted
CHRIS I'm surprised that you're laughing instead of throwing a fit tbh
LANA HA! So you're suggesting there's something to throw a fit about? 😏
CHRIS NO STOP BEING WEIRD
LANA Oh pleaaaaase I've caught you texting her like 3 dozen times already I know you guys keep in touch
CHRIS So what? We're friends I know it might seem odd that we're on good terms after all that's happened but there's no hard feelings at all
LANA Lol Chris Come on You can tell me you like her I know you do
CHRIS Errr no I don't?
LANA Mate, I know denial when I see it Have you forgotten my husband and I basically invented it
CHRIS Lmao how could anyone forget
LANA Look, all I'm saying is if you do like her And if you want to pursue a relationship You have my blessing
CHRIS Omfg what has pregnancy done to you I swear you're like a totally different person
LANA I'm not sure how to take this but I'll assume it's a compliment 🙃 Seriously though, Regan is not the person she used to be 3 years ago. She's grown a lot and I'm hella proud of her tbh. She deserves to have a committed and caring relationship And I think you do too
CHRIS That actually means a lot Lana I'm still not entirely sure if this is you talking or if the pregnancy hormones have taken over your brain But I'll take it 😅
LANA I still have a feeling this isn't a compliment but I'll just consider it is 🙂
CHRIS 😂 Can I be honest with you?
LANA Because you weren't honest before?
CHRIS FFS 😅 No what I mean is You were right I think I do like her But it's not like it was 3 years ago When I saw her at your wedding it felt like we were meeting for the first time At the same time it reminded me why I had feelings for her back in the day
LANA Interesting Because I confronted her about what the hell was going on a few months ago And she said the exact same thing about you
CHRIS Really?
LANA Yeah Same wording and everything
CHRIS Oh Good to know
LANA You know what this means 👀
CHRIS What?
LANA Go get your girl, champ
CHRIS Good God are you seriously trying to get me to date your sister
LANA Don't pretend I need to do much convincing 👀
CHRIS Can you stop using that fucking emoji it's creeping me out
LANA What? You mean this emoji 👀?
CHRIS YES THE CREEPY EYES EMOJI
LANA 👀👀👀👀👀 it's perfect to call you out on your bullshit though
CHRIS You're playing cupid with the subtlety of a bulldozer, you know that?
LANA I am ENABLING, my dear Evans Big difference I figured that after making Marj and Jeremy's relationship happen, I may as well keep up the matchmaking since I'm so good at it
CHRIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how did you make Marj and Jeremy's relationship happen, you had no clue about it until a few months ago??
LANA Excuuuuse me they literally wouldn't have met if it wasn't for me
CHRIS Yeah but that doesn't make you a matchmaker
LANA It means I am an ENABLER
CHRIS Or a pain in the ass Interchangeably 😂
LANA asdfghjklfsg you can't tell me things like that I'm PREGNANT 😢
CHRIS I'll be nice if you and Robert make me godfather
LANA Ughhhh not this again You and Scarlett have been nagging me for 6 months about being godparents GET OVER YOURSELVES
CHRIS I am the natural choice yOU CAN'T DENY IT
LANA Choosing our baby's godparents should be a sentimental and instinctive process but you lot are literally bullying us into it 😩
CHRIS I'd be a kickass godfather and you know it
LANA Fml I want a positive ADULT role model in my kid's life tyvm
CHRIS THE DISRESPECT I am so offended You shall never make it up to me Unless...
LANA Let me guess, the only way I can make it up to you is by naming you godfather? 🙄
