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BERGMAN I'm about to go swimming back to Australia so I can kick your ass real quick
PABLO Good evening to you too
BERGMAN WTF REGAN ARE YOU DEAD SET ON RUINING MY LIFE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST DID
PABLO Omggg are you talking about that stupid comment? It was just a tease!!
BERGMAN JUST A TEASE? Are you kidding me right now Let me refresh your memory
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PABLO I know what I commented Why is it such a big deal?
BERGMAN I can't tell if you're playing dumb or if you've had a lobotomy for breakfast
PABLO Come ooon I didn't even mention Robert's name
BERGMAN Oh wow as if it wasn't obvious as hell who you were talking about... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOW MY FACE ON SET TOMORROW? I literally won't be able to look him in the eye anD HALF OF OUR SCENES ARE TOGETHER The rest of my castmates will HOUND me with questions
PABLO Can you be any more dramatic 🙄
BERGMAN You literally don't get it Tabloids are going to destroy me They already made up rumors over nothing, can you imagine what they'll make up now??
PABLO "Over nothing"? Ermmm you two were literally out on a date
BERGMAN It wasn't a fucking date AND FOR THE LAST BLOODY TIME I don't have feelings for him and I CERTAINLY am not in love with him Do you have any idea the rumors you've just started with this one little fucking comment
PABLO Lana you're blowing this waaay out of proportions
BERGMAN Welcome to my trainwreck of a life
PABLO Well you deleted the comment didn't you? So who cares
BERGMAN Yeah after everyone had plenty of time to screenshot it. Now it looks even more suspicious
PABLO I don't get it You were literally taking the piss out of Tom Hiddleston's love life And it's somehow the apocalypse when I do it to you?
BERGMAN I'm a public figure ffs Trust me I wish I wasn't sometimes I just can't have you going around saying racy things on social media
PABLO So Tom Hiddleston isn't a public figure??? And I'm pretty sure you've said MUCH racier things before
BERGMAN Uggghhhh Regan you're killing me Why is it so hard for you to understand Tabloids hate me My career went downhill for years because of my alcoholism And the media did nothing but tear me apart I'm only getting my shit together NOW I can't give tabloids something to hold against me
PABLO But HOW is a relationship with RDJ something for tabloids to "hold against you"?
BERGMAN BECAUSE THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP You're just starting rumours that are not true
PABLO But they could be true? 😏
BERGMAN Nope Never Not gonna happen
PABLO Don't you like him though??
BERGMAN As. A. Friend.
PABLO LIAR
BERGMAN 😑 Oh for God's sake You know what Fuck it Of course I bloody like him
PABLO Finally 🎉🎉🎉
BERGMAN That's the most you'll get out of me though Plus he doesn't like me like that
PABLO HA! I beg to differ
BERGMAN Mate, I'm his charity case He's basically my sponsor at this point
PABLO Sponsor?
BERGMAN Nevermind It's ex-addict lingo
PABLO You're so paranoid it's unreal
BERGMAN I'm an ex alcoholic AND a single mother Double whammy right there I'm allowed to be paranoid
