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VAN GOGHI HAVE NEEEEWS

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VAN GOGH
I HAVE NEEEEWS

BARDOT
You finally decided to stop flirting with my costars?

VAN GOGH
Well... no 😏
Also I've only flirted with ONE (1) of your costars tyvm

BARDOT
Because Australia's not big enough, you just had to shoot for a man in america 🙄

VAN GOGH
Stooop 😂 Chris is not even my type
Too vanilla

BARDOT
You don't even know him??

VAN GOGH
I kinda do??

BARDOT
WHAT'S THAT NOW

VAN GOGH
Neverminnnnd

BARDOT
Fuck me
Regan Olivia Mackenzie what have you done now???

VAN GOGH
Calm down jesus christ
Chris and I have been texting
Quite a lot actually

BARDOT
ASDFGHJKKLAJSHSHAKWKJDHD
SINCE WHEN??

VAN GOGH
Mmmh since we started following each other on insta..? 😇

BARDOT
WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS MONTHS AGO

VAN GOGH
Has it? I didn't notice hahaha

BARDOT
I'm going to 'hahaha' you into another dimension
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

VAN GOGH
Whyyy do you even care

BARDOT
BECAUSE HE'S MY FRIEND
AND I WORK WITH HIM

VAN GOGH
Jeez okay I told you he's not even my type
So there's really no need for you to freak out

BARDOT
Thank the lord almighty 🙄

VAN GOGH
Anyway
Don't you want to hear my big news?

BARDOT
Oh right
I almost forgot about that
What is it?

VAN GOGH
Remember that painting of mine they exposed at the USyd Arts College exhibition?

BARDOT
Yeah

VAN GOGH
Weeeell the faculty was giving out a prize for the 10 students with the best artworks
An all-expenses paid trip to Los Angeles to attend a workshop at the Elligham center

BARDOT
DON'T TELL ME YOU GOT IT

VAN GOGH
I DID!!

BARDOT
REGAN OMFG
THIS IS INSANE
YOU'RE COMING TO LA??

VAN GOGH
I'M COMING TO LA!!!

BARDOT
I need a bloody moment
Literally sobbing rn
You're such a hotshot I'm so proud of you
AND I FINALLY GET TO SEE YOU AFTER 2376 YEARS 😭

VAN GOGH
Hey it's not my fault you hardly ever come to Australia anymore 💔
And I haven't seen my little nephew in aaaages

BARDOT
He's gonna go crazy when I tell him you're coming 😍
Where are you gonna be staying?

VAN GOGH
They booked us all a stay in some hotel
Can't remember the name

BARDOT
Well you're staying with me, obviously

VAN GOGH
I meaaaan idk if I would say no to a free stay at a fancy LA hotel to stay in your ditch 🙃

BARDOT
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

VAN GOGH
Joooookes
You live in a freaking mansion
Ofc I'm staying with you

BARDOT
You better
How long's the trip?

VAN GOGH
2 weeks
We land on the 19th at 6:30pm
You'll be at the airport yeah?

BARDOT
Of couuurse
Can't wait to see you baby sis 💖

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