[ A FEW MONTHS LATER ]
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Conversation between
Robert Downey Jr
and
Marjani King
ROBERT
Hey Marjani
I need to ask you a favor
MARJANI
Hey Rob! What's up?
ROBERT
Okay basically
I'm planning something
And I need you to keep Lana busy for an afternoon
Specifically next friday
She'll be on set until 2pm
So make plans with her, pretend you're going somewhere and drive her to Abalone Cove instead
But make sure she doesn't suspect anything
MARJANI
Mmmmh okay but what's the big secret?
If I'm going to be part of your diabolical plan, can I at least know what it's for?
ROBERT
I'm going to ask her to marry me
MARJANI
OH MY FUCKING GOD
REALLY??
ROBERT
Yeah really 😂
MARJANI
I mean I could tell it was coning but holy shit I'm so happyyyy 😭
ROBERT
You can't tell her ANYTHING though
MARJANI
Omfg how am I supposed to keep my mouth shut until friday, it's going to be torture 😩
ROBERT
She can't know you're hiding anything either
Or else she'll get super paranoid and we'll never hear the end of it
MARJANI
Hahaha yeah that sounds like Lana alright
Don't worry, I won't breathe a word of it
So... abalone cove huh? You're planning a proposal on the beach?
ROBERT
That's the plan yes
I'm renting a whole portion of the shore so there won't be anyone around
MARJANI
Fuck that's so romantic I'm meltinnnng 😭
ROBERT
Do you think she'll like it?
MARJANI
Come on Robert
You know Lana
You could propose in the parking lot of a 7/11 with a ring pop and she'd think it was the most beautiful thing ever
ROBERT
I'm aiming a little higher but good to know she's not hard to please 😂
MARJANI
What I mean is she's crazy about you and that's all that matters to her. At the end of the day you guys were made for each other
I'm so, SO glad you make my best friend as happy as she is
I couldn't think of anyone better for her
ROBERT
You know I'm crazy about her too
I've never been more sure about anyone in my life
So thank you for the vote of confidence
It means a lot coming from you Marj
MARJANI
No worries champ
Now that you've got my blessing, make sure to ace this proposal! 😍
ROBERT
Will do
MARJANI
Okay that sounded very unenthusiastic 😂
Are you nervous?
ROBERT
Nervous?? Pshhhh
Of course not
Come on Marj
I'm Robert Downey Jr
MARJANI
Boy you lieeeee
You are so nervous it's adorable 😂
ROBERT
Uggghhhhhhhh
Fine I'm a little nervous
Just a LITTLE
MARJANI
Hahaha there's no need to be though
Even if you fuck up that proposal, we both know she'll say yes no matter what
ROBERT
She better 😒
I had to sell a kidney on the black market for that ring
MARJANI
asdfghjkll I know I said there was room for fuckups but make sure to avoid those kind of jokes pls thanks 🙃🙃
ROBERT
Let's be real one of us will probably make an inappropriate joke at some point during this proposal
MARJANI
Hey as long as she says yes... 😂
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