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LANAChase please tell me Nolan's passport is with you

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LANA
Chase please tell me Nolan's passport is with you

CHASE
Yeah it is
What do you want his passport for?

LANA
Oh THANK GOD I was freaking out
Well it's expiring soon and I need to renew it asap so it can be done in time for my wedding

CHASE
Wait what
Why would he need a passport?

LANA
Oh I didn't tell you? We're having the wedding in Australia

CHASE
A little heads up would've been nice 🙄

LANA
Sorry it must've slipped my mind :/
All that planning is driving me nuts
You know how hectic it can get

CHASE
I guess...
Speaking of which
I never congratulated you properly on the engagement

LANA
Oh thanks 😅

CHASE
I'm really happy for you Lana
I wish you both nothing but the best
You deserve to be with someone who makes you happy

LANA
It means a lot ☺️
Thank you Chase





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LANAPleaaaase tell me you're free to come overI'm in deep crisis here

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LANA
Pleaaaase tell me you're free to come over
I'm in deep crisis here

SCARLETT
Why? What's going on?

LANA
My wedding planner just sent me a whole bunch of suggestions for the flower arrangements and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO CHOOSE THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME

SCARLETT
Lmao is that it? I thought something serious was happening 😂

LANA
Scarlett I am slowly losing my sanity WHY IS WEDDING PLANNING SUCH A NIGHTMARE? 😩

SCARLETT
Relaaaax bridezilla I'm coming over
And I hope you're getting ready for the bachelorette weekend

LANA
Ughhh I am so overwhelmed right now, the hens night is the LAST thing on my mind

SCARLETT
Omfg stop calling it a hens night it's a BACHELORETTE WEEKEND

LANA
Whateveeer
Are you still dead set on dragging me to Miami?

SCARLETT
Well OBVIOUSLY
Come oooon Marjani and I have spent ages planning this weekend
And Regan is flying in all the way from Australia
So LOOK ALIVE WOMAN

LANA
It better be good 😒





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LANARemind me again why we're not eloping?

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LANA
Remind me again why we're not eloping?

ROBERT
Because Scarlett, Marjani and both our families would kill us if we did?

LANA
Ughhh that's right
Why did I think it was a good idea to get married in Australia?
Wedding planning is so time consuming as it is, it's even worse to plan it from another country

ROBERT
Hey we can still drop everything and head to city hall you know

LANA
Tempting
Very very tempting, in fact
But no
I want Nolan and Avri to have those memories

ROBERT
Don't stress yourself out so much though

LANA
Easy to say, there's still sooo much to do
Speaking of which
I advise you not to come home in the next few hours

ROBERT
Why am I getting kicked out now?

LANA
Well, Scarlett and I will be neck deep in flower arrangements
So it's best if you stay out of the way 🙃

ROBERT
I can come early and help if you want me to?

LANA
I love you but who are we kidding here, you're useless with aesthetics

ROBERT
hahahaha I won't argue with that

LANA
Also this reminds me
Scarlett and Marjani are taking me to Miami for the hens party

ROBERT
Wtf is a hens party?

LANA
I believe you americans call it a 'bachelorette' 🙄

ROBERT
Ohhhh right

LANA
So I'll be gone for the weekend
Just letting you know

ROBERT
Oh
I'll miss you

LANA
It's just three days hahaha

ROBERT
What can I say, I always miss you when you're gone 🤷🏻‍♂️

LANA
Good thing we're getting hitched soon then
There's no getting rid of me after that ☺️

ROBERT
I should hope not ❤️
I'll see you tonight?

LANA
Yep see you tonight
Love you!

ROBERT
I love you too

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