66 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

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VOLDEMORTYou called your fucking lawyer on me??

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VOLDEMORT
You called your fucking lawyer on me??

SATAN
Ah! I see you met Darby

VOLDEMORT
What the actual fuck Lana

SATAN
I told you I would sue your ass if you tried to stop me from taking Nolan to Sydney
Or did you think I was kidding?

VOLDEMORT
You're suing me for "obstruction of child custody"???

SATAN
Well you're going against court order by interfering with my custody rights, so what else do you wanna call it?
And you've been doing that for a looong time, might I add. I warned you the law was on my side on this one ☺️

VOLDEMORT
You're a fucking lunatic

SATAN
Yeah, maybe I am
But I'm also the mother of your child
So for Nolan's sake, stop being an asshole
Tell your lawyer to accept the settlement and I'll drop the charges

VOLDEMORT
Alright bitch you win
What do you want?

SATAN
I want my holiday with Nolan
And I want you to start respecting my visitation rights. It's really not that complicated

VOLDEMORT
I'm doing Nolan a favor by keeping him away from you as much as I can
But fine, I'll do what you want
I just hope you realize the kind of shit you're exposing our 6 year old son to

SATAN
Go to hell, I've been sober for 3 years
And even when I was drinking I NEVER exposed Nolan to it
Or did anything that could affect him

VOLDEMORT
Keep telling yourself that

SATAN
FUCK YOU CHASE

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