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ROBERT Lana are you still on set?
LANA Yep, I'm on my lunch break Why?
ROBERT I was just picking up Avri from her mother's place Susan and I had a long talk I don't know what came over her but it sounds like she did a complete 180
LANA So she's not accusing you of having cheated anymore? That's refreshing 😅
ROBERT Yeahhh except that's a pretty sudden turn of events... You didn't have anything to do with it, did you? 👀
LANA Me? Naaaah
ROBERT Lana 😑
LANA Come on, you didn't expect me to actually sit back and do nothing about it, did you?
ROBERT I mean I had hopes you'd actually trust me to fix it 🙄
LANA It's not that I don't trust you but if I had done as you'd asked, she'd still be accusing me of being your mistress
ROBERT Okay good to know you wouldn't have told me if I hadn't asked
LANA Hey I just didn't think it would be that big a deal
ROBERT Are you kidding me right now? You thought talking to my ex wife after I EXPLICITLY told you not to wouldn't be a big deal??
LANA Excuuuse me it's not like I need to ask for your permission every time I decide to do something
ROBERT Oh please don't pretend you wouldn't have an infarction if I went and talked to Chase behind your back
LANA Well you didn't tell me about this mess to begin with, I had to learn about it through the bloody tabloids So I guess we're even now
ROBERT Wow I didn't know we were keeping scores Good to know where you stand
LANA Good to know you don't trust me enough to let me make my own decisions seen✓
[A few hours later]
LANA Robert I'm sorry I was being a jerk Please don't be mad
ROBERT No honey I'm the one who's sorry
LANA No really it's my fault I know I should've told you I just knew you were going to tell me not to talk to Susan and it was bothering me too much to let go. But I know it wasn't right to keep it from you
ROBERT It's okay, I shouldn't have kept this whole situation from you in the first place I'm glad you handled it actually
LANA I guess it's one less thing to worry about now
ROBERT Can I at least know what you told Susan?
LANA Ah don't worry about that
ROBERT Lana 😑
LANA I just sent her an email last week, we had a nice little chat and then she asked to meet me for coffee
ROBERT Wait what Ahahajdjjdhahahsji For a second I thought you were about to say my girlfriend and my ex wife had coffee together
LANA Well...
ROBERT Oh God DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY MET UP WITH HER
LANA I did though 😂
ROBERT Wow this is the most awkward thing I've ever heard... 🙂🙂🙂
LANA Oh not at all! Your ex-wife's a pretty cool gal. We spent most of the time laughing at your expense tbh
ROBERT Lana 🙃
LANA Yes m'love? 😂
ROBERT I've never had a stroke but I assume it must be a pretty similar experience to reading your text messages right now
LANA HAHAHAHA Trust me it wasn't as awkward as you think. We discussed the whole 'cheating' ordeal face to face, she was pretty reasonable about it
ROBERT How is it that I've been trying to convince her for months and you have ONE conversation with her and suddenly everything's right in the world?
LANA Idk I guess you just have to thank my natural effervescence?? 🤷🏻♀️
ROBERT Or thank the fact that arguing is your favorite hobby If the acting thing doesn't work out you might wanna try being a lawyer
LANA I was married to one, remember? You end up picking up a thing or two 😌
ROBERT Yep okay cool awesome Not that I don't enjoy talking about our ex spouses but change of subject now How's shooting going?
LANA That was the smoothest transition in the history of transitions lmao But anyway It's going pretty well Except when my last movie was the Avengers, everything after that feels like a downgrade 🙃
ROBERT Ngl you can't really top the Marvel cast
LANA Don't tell it to those idiots though, we'd never live it down 😅 But anyway, I'm really into this new movie. I think it's going to be great
ROBERT With you as the lead, I know it will
LANA Stooop 😭❤️ By the way My break is ending, I gotta get back on set I'll see you at home?
