36 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

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YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING:

YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING:

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LANA
Robert

ROBERT
Yeah I saw the article

LANA
Fuck I'm so mad rn

ROBERT
It's not that bad I promise you

LANA
I know it could've been worse
But as if the media hasn't ruined my life enough
Now they're ruining the little things as well
I'm so sick of this

ROBERT
You're overreacting Lana

LANA
Easy for you to say, tabloids worship you
while they take a sick pleasure in tearing me apart

ROBERT
I got my share of media shitstorm, remember?

LANA
Yeah, years ago 🙄

ROBERT
Jeez Lana I was a drug addict
They did NOT spare me
And they don't even know about my relapse

LANA
Well they don't know about my alcoholism at all and I get the same treatment
So imagine if that ever came out 🙃🙃

ROBERT
Well anyway the article is just gossip
They haven't said anything bad about you or me

LANA
It's only a matter of time
They're gonna find a way to twist this somehow
I can feel it

ROBERT
r e l a x

LANA
The vodka in my fridge looks very relaxing rn 😒

ROBERT
WHAT?!

LANA
Omg I was kidding 😅
There is no alcohol in my house jeez

ROBERT
You gave me a fucking heart attack
Don't ever joke about these things

LANA
relaaaax 😂

ROBERT
🖕🏻

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