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MAR You have some explanations to give young lady
LANA I'm old and crippled but ok What are you on about now
MAR WHO took that picture Lana? 👀
LANA Gosh I hate those fucking eyes emoji What picture?
MAR The one you just posted on instagram ffs You and Nolan asleep on the couch
LANA Lmao is this what I need to "explain" 😂
MAR You know exactly why I'm asking this WHO took the goddamn picture Lana
LANA Pipe down, it was Robert
MAR I FUCKING KNEW IT
LANA Like how on earth could you have guessed that?
MAR Becauuuse it was taken at your house And it wasn't taken by me And I know for a fact it's not an old picture because I've already seen all of those
LANA I just realised how invested in my life you are We need to discuss boundaries mate 😂
MAR Shut up you'd be a trainwreck if it wasn't for me
LANA I'm a trainwreck either way But I'll give it to you You definitely get credit for keeping me sane
MAR Aaaanyway You still haven't told me
LANA Told you what??
MAR HOW DID THAT PICTURE HAPPEN FFS SINCE WHEN DO YOU HIDE THINGS FROM ME
LANA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK THOUGH
MAR You have 3 minutes to explain yourself young lady
LANA I'm so flattered you still call me young, but I'm 39 mate
MAR TWO MINUTES NOW
LANA Alright alrighttt Look it's not that deep He came over to my house We were going through some lines for this really difficult scene we had the next day
MAR That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard but go on
LANA It wasn't an excuse 🙄 Anyway we finished the scene and were hanging out All of a sudden I get a message from Chase telling me he's dropping off Nolan
MAR On a tuesday night??
LANA Yeah his girlfriend's parents made a visit So he doesn't want to take care of Nolan while they're here
MAR What a piece of shit 🙄 Nolan is the sweetest little boy ever How does he have the heart
LANA Ikr it made me livid But I get an extra few days with my son so I'm not complaining
MAR Okay I see how it is Chase dropped off Nolan out of the blue while Robert was at your house
LANA Pretty much yeah I freaked out a little tbh I didn't mean to introduce him to Robert He's almost 6, I don't want him to get confused But it just happened And Robert is soooo good with children you wouldn't believe 😩
MAR Scoring points right there 😏 Isn't his daughter about Nolan's age as well
LANA Avri? Yeah she's 7
MAR Well look at you two Already meeting each other's kids and everything
LANA I've never met Avri though Robert talks about her all the time it's the cutest thing
MAR You are so smitten it's adorable
LANA I am not
MAR Your are also in so much denial it's unreal
LANA Eat shit pls
MAR 😂😂 You still haven't told me how that picture happened btw
LANA There's not much to it We hung out for a while and Nolan ended up falling asleep on the sofa, I dozed off for HALF A SECOND and Robert took the picture End of story Happy?
MAR Very 😏
LANAOk change of subjectI've been looking at plane tickets for our trip to AustraliaHow does December 2nd sound?
MAR Oh we're actually doing that?
LANA Ofc we are, did you think I was kidding?
MAR Oh no, just thought you'd backtrack at some point Soz but you do have a history of cancelling plans
LANA Not this time babe
MAR Have you told Chase yet?
LANA Chase can get fucked
MAR So that's a no 😂 Let me know when you have that conversation
LANA I'll have you on standby Since I'm probably going to want a drink or 20 afterwards
MAR We'll replace that with ben & jerry's or something But December 2nd sounds perfect We should start booking now
