131 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

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LANASo you asked Robert to get involved huh?

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LANA
So you asked Robert to get involved huh?

REGAN
Oh
He told you
that's bloody perfect

LANA
He didn't say you had spoken to him, but come on, you thought I wouldn't be able to tell?
Robert wouldn't just magically come up with the idea of getting us back on speaking terms

REGAN
Well thank God I asked him to do it discreetly

LANA
Anyway
That's not the point
I can't believe you went to him of all people

REGAN
And why not?
You refuse to accept my apology
Marjani won't talk to me either
Robert was my last resort

LANA
You must be pretty desperate for my forgiveness huh

REGAN
And what if I am?
I really miss you, Lana
I feel terrible

LANA
I'll be honest Regan, I've missed you too
I'm still mad about what you did, but it wasn't easy not talking to you for so long

REGAN
I couldn't live with myself knowing I had broken our relationship
I'm willing to do whatever it takes to mend it

LANA
I hope so
And lucky for you Robert makes a compelling argument

REGAN
Does that mean you forgive me?

LANA
Not quite yet
It'll take me some time
But I'm willing to be civil with you again

REGAN
I'm fine with that
I'll make it up to you Lana I promise

LANA
You better

REGAN
I'm happy you won that lawsuit btw
Keith is such a piece of shit
And I'm glad you and Robert are finally a thing, it was way overdue

LANA
Hahaha it really was, wasn't it?

REGAN
How did it happen?

LANA
Long story
I'll tell you all about it when I see you

REGAN
Wait why
Are you coming to Australia?

LANA
That's the plan yes

REGAN
Are you serious?? When?

LANA
Haven't booked the tickets yet but we were thinking about mid September

REGAN
Who's 'we'?

LANA
Robert and I

REGAN
OMFG seriously??

LANA
Why do you sound so surprised??

REGAN
I don't know this is so unexpected
I mean I guess it isn't since you've been together for a couple of months but I missed the entire beginning of the relationship
So it feels brand new to me

LANA
Trust me sometimes it feels new to me too

REGAN
You guys are pretty serious aren't you?

LANA
Well we wasted so much time already, we don't want to waste any more

REGAN
Dang Lana
I'm so happy for you

LANA
Very glad to know my relationship has warmed your cold, dark soul 😌

REGAN
I'm flattered you still think I have a soul

LANA
Oh sure you do
Hopefully it's not as rotten as it used to be

REGAN
Speaking of rotten
How's Chris doing?
Terribly I hope

LANA
LMAO
Well, he still hates your guts if that's what you're asking

REGAN
Good
The feeling is mutual

LANA
Bahahahaha
He does feel bad about the whole misunderstanding though
He didn't mean to cause a shitstorm

REGAN
To be fair, said shitstorm was not completely unwarranted
But he's still a dickhead

LANA
Do you still have his number blocked?

REGAN
Yep

LANA
Goshhh I shouldn't find this funny but I do 😂
You should unblock him
I know he wants to apologise

REGAN
I believe the last thing I said to him was "you need to get the hell out of my life"
So I highly doubt he wants anything but to see me get hit by a bus

LANA
Believe it or not Chris is not that spiteful 😂
Besides, let's not forget that you screwed him over first

REGAN
Fineeeee I'll unblock him
Do you think I should send him a message saying sorry and shit?

LANA
'Sorry and shit'... yep sounds genuine and straight from the heart

REGAN
Don't be an ass I'm new at this apologising thing

LANA
Damn, look at you making it up to people you've wronged like a well-rounded human :')
I barely recognise you

REGAN
While we're at it could you ask Marjani to stop flipping me off every time I try to talk to her

LANA
Lmaooooo 😂

REGAN
Piss off it's not funny 😒

LANA
Sorry I find that hilarious
Marjani's the best 😂

REGAN
She's loyal that's for sure

LANA
Alright I'll talk to her 😂
Anyway
Gotta go
I'll tell you more about my trip to Australia once it's confirmed

REGAN
Will Nolan be coming with you?

LANA
Not this time no :(
He'll be with his dad

REGAN
Too bad :/
But at least I'll get to see you

LANA
Yeah
Aight
I really gotta go

REGAN
Okay
Thank you for this
I've really missed you Lana

LANA
I've missed you too

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