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LANA Ughhh when are you getting back from new york? I miss you
ROBERT I miss you too 😞 I'll be back on tuesday
LANA I thought it would only be a three day trip?
ROBERT I know it's a pain in the ass but my manager extended it
LANA Ugh 😒
ROBERT By the way Lana I was wondering
LANA Yeah?
ROBERT Have you spoken to Regan lately?
LANA Woah That's random Why the question?
ROBERT Idk just wondering I guess
LANA Well it wasn't much talking She sent me a message just last week Apologising for the 34656th time
ROBERT Don't you think it's time to move past this whole ordeal?
LANA asdfghjklfghj am I reading this right Are you suggesting I forgive her?
ROBERT Come oooon she's your sister And I know you miss her like hell
LANA Errr no I don't
ROBERT Oh please It's been, what, three months? You still get jumpy whenever her name is mentioned You can't stay mad forever
LANA Hahaha like hell I can't
ROBERT Lana I'm serious
LANA Omg why are we even talking about this 🙄
ROBERT All I'm suggesting is that you give her a chance to redeem herself. Not for her sake but for yours. So you can get that peace of mind. Because even though you won't admit it I know the situation is making you sad and angry And I don't want to see you like that anymore
LANA Ugh you can't say adorable things like that to win an argument
ROBERT Well is it working?
LANA Mmmh still no ☺️
ROBERT Remind me to never get on your bad side 🙄
LANA Yeah well there's no chance of that Because I don't see anyone else consistently disrespecting the struggle of my addiction like she always does 🤷🏻♀️
ROBERT What she did was messed up I'm not defending her She was selfish and impulsive but she clearly didn't mean to hurt you And let's be honest here, aren't we better for it?
LANA What do you mean?
ROBERT I mean a lot of good came out of your secret being revealed The public's opinion has never been better You thought it would destroy your career but the complete opposite happened You're a lot less paranoid about the addiction as well You're doing incredible work with associations that really make a difference And last but not least, you can't deny that the whole shitstorm brought you and I together
LANA I hate it when you make sound and compelling arguments against me 😒
ROBERT I still got a whole lot of those in store 😂
LANA But you seem to forget that I am the one who salvaged my own reputation with that interview. And you know how difficult it was Regan didn't do that for me She messed up and I'm the one who did the damage control, just like I always do Sure, there was collateral good to her mistake but that doesn't excuse any of it
ROBERT True, but it gave you the push you needed And you know that's a step you would've never taken on your own
LANA I guess not
ROBERT You miss her, don't you?
LANA Of course I do She's my sister But I don't know if I can let her back into my life just yet She's a mess Robert
ROBERT So were you when I first met you
LANA Ouch, low blow 😂
ROBERT Sorry but you know it's true You were very unstable but I fell in love with you anyway And look at us now
LANA Ughhhh that comparison is so unfair I might've been unstable but I was trying my best
ROBERT So is she, judging by all the apology messages
LANA Okay you have a point Geez there was a time she wouldn't say sorry if her life depended on it And now she's spamming me with apologies every other day
ROBERT See? She's trying That's gotta be worth something
LANA Damn Robert, you're good at this
ROBERT At what?
LANA Changing my mind 😒
ROBERT HA what can I say, my power of persuasion is legendary
LANA Try the power of humbleness next time
ROBERT Why be humble when you're Robert Downey Jr?
LANA heh I'll definitely let you win that argument too
ROBERT Damn right 😂 By the way honey I was hoping to talk to you a bit longer But my interview's about to start
LANA No worries we'll talk later Just get back to LA already I miss you 😩
