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LANA Hey Mar listen I was thinking of throwing a little welcome party for Regan next week
MAR Won't she be jetlagged as hell?
LANA Yeah I'll obviously wait a couple of days after she lands but what do you think?
MAR I think it's a great idea, she'll love it 💃🏻
LANA So are you and Victor coming?
MAR Absolutely 🙌🏻 Who else is gonna be there?
LANA I haven't spread the word yet but it won't be too crazy Small gathering at my place Just you, me, Victor, a couple of her artist friends in LA, and some of mine that she knows etc.
MAR You mean your Marvel costars?
LANA Yeah why not, she's been bantering with them on social media I'm sure she'll love meeting them in person
MAR Chris Evans too? They've been all over each other online Knowing Regan it'll be a shitshow in person
LANA Yeah I'm inviting him of course But whatever, I'm not getting involved in their crap anymore She's a big girl, he's a big boy 🤷🏻♀️
MAR Big boy's gonna get his heart shattered into a million pieces though
LANA I know Poor Chris has no idea what's coming to him Regan told me they've been texting non stop for months I have no idea how the hell that happened But he's so smitten with her, I can tell It's pretty cute 😩
MAR Is Robert gonna be there?
LANA I'm definitely gonna invite him, why the question?
MAR Hallelujah I'm FINALLY gonna meet the man you can't shut up about
LANA ???
MAR oh PLEASE, don't play dumb Robert did this... Robert said that It never stops You're like a teenager It's adorable
LANA Wtf I do no such thing
MAR Come oooon It's okay You're allowed to like him I'd jump his bones if he was half as amazing as you've been describing him
LANA Jesus effin christ, woman What is this language You have a boyfriend
MAR It's just an EXPRESSION ffs And don't change the subject
LANA Stopit Marjani I'm too old for this shit
MAR Alright, alright, pretend I didn't say anything
LANA I will do just that Btw I also have a favor to ask
MAR That's why I'm here What is it?
LANA It's about the booze
MAR oH
LANA Yeah I was wondering if you could take care of that for me
MAR Wait Lana Are you sure you want to have alcohol in the first place??
LANA I obviously won't be the one drinking But yeah It's kind of a party staple 🤷🏻♀️
MAR That's horseshit Don't do it just because people are expecting it Especially if it could affect your sobriety
LANA It won't, don't worry I thought about it I should be fine I always go to parties where alcohol is served So why should this be any different?
MAR Because it's different when you're hosting and the alcohol is at your house But if you say you're fine, I trust you
LANA Yeah I'm just uneasy about having to buy it, if that makes sense That's why I'd be so grateful if you could do that for me
MAR Of course babe, I'll take care of it Just be careful not to get in over your head The priority is not to compromise your sobriety And I won't be drinking either Just for that added peace of mind
LANA Noooope you're not allowed to spend the night worrying about me This party's for Regan And I just want you and Victor to have fun Besides, I already have a sober buddy
MAR Okay wow that's news to me?? Who did you replace me with? 💔
LANA I didn't replace you with anyone dumbass It's just Robert He won't be drinking either
MAR Geeeeeee I wonder why
LANA Oh piss off will you He just never drinks when I'm around I've noticed it during cast parties and dinners and such He always orders sparkling water It's "ex-addict solidarity" apparently
MAR Remind me again why you haven't jumped his bones already?
LANA Remind me again why I haven't blocked your ass already?
