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GODZILLAFOR THE 1000th TIME WILL YOU STOP SWEARING ON SOCIAL MEDIA

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GODZILLA
FOR THE 1000th TIME WILL YOU STOP SWEARING ON SOCIAL MEDIA

LANA
Sorry Ingrid!
Look I can't help it, I'm aussie
Swearwords are like punctuation 😭

GODZILLA
🙄
You are a publicist's worst nightmare you know that?





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KHALEESIHey hot stuffWhat are you up to?Do you wanna come over?

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KHALEESI
Hey hot stuff
What are you up to?
Do you wanna come over?

MEDUSA
Oh sorry babe, I'm spending the evening with Robert

KHALEESI
wtf???

MEDUSA
what?

KHALEESI
I mean I'm definitely not opposed
But like
When did THAT happen?

MEDUSA
When did what happen??

KHALEESI
You and Robert dumbass

MEDUSA
Oh fuck
NO
No no no no no

KHALEESI
That's a whole lotta no's 👀

MEDUSA
Omfg get your mind out of the gutter
We're literally going to Taco Bell

KHALEESI
AGAIN?

MEDUSA
Yes 🙄

KHALEESI
I swear this chain could stay in business with only the money you spend there

MEDUSA
Sue me, I love their tacos

KHALEESI
You love the taco binge partner too

MEDUSA
Fuck off

KHALEESI
Gosh you're the most crooked human being on this planet, you know that?

MEDUSA
Woah tone down the affection will ya

KHALEESI
Aaaaanyway
Will you come over tomorrow? I miss your annoying ass

MEDUSA
Tomorrow? Oh I was planning on scrolling through the tabloids that hate me
I'll try to fit you into that hefty schedule

KHALEESI
Right 😂
See you tomorrow then

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