63 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

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LANASooo remember when you offered to hook me up with your army of lawyers if I ever needed itHypothetically, if I needed it, say, right nowDoes the offer still stand?

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LANA
Sooo remember when you offered to hook me up with your army of lawyers if I ever needed it
Hypothetically, if I needed it, say, right now
Does the offer still stand?

RDJ
Well, I could hypothetically send you some numbers
Unless you prefer emails

LANA
The emails sound hypothetically good

RDJ
Ok but why in the blue hell do you hypothetically need lawyers

LANA
Well let's just say I might HYPOTHETICALLY have to sue my ex husband

RDJ
Jesus
Are we still being hypothetical here?

LANA
Mmmmmh maybe?

RDJ
Lana what's going on?

LANA
It's nothing I promise
For now
Hence all the hypotheticals

RDJ
Are you sure everything's okay?

LANA
Oh yeah don't worry
I'm just planning a holiday trip to Sydney after we finish shooting
And I'm taking Nolan with me

RDJ
Let me guess
Your ex husband is acting up?

LANA
Bingo
He's going to do everything in his power to make this holiday planning a nightmare for me
Sooo I need solid backup

RDJ
How long are you staying in Sydney?

LANA
Well we have a month off so Nolan, Marjani and I are taking 3 weeks during the break

RDJ
One month is going to feel awfully long -message erased
Sounds great
Will you be back in January?

LANA
That's when the press tour starts
So I don't have much of a choice haha

RDJ
True, true
Anyway I'll hook you up with the lawyers
Let me know if there's anything else I can do
Hopefully it won't go to court

LANA
Fingers crossed!
Btw
I'm happy to be going home you know, but I can't stop thinking about how much I'm going to miss you -message erased

RDJ
Btw what?

LANA
Nvm, forgot what I was going to say 😅

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