\ TeXt MeSsAgEs 3 /
(A/n: okok I know this is the third one already, but COME ON I LOVE TEXT ONESHOTS THEY'RE SO CUTE)
3:00 pm
Tae: Babe
Kookie <3: yes Tae
Tae: would u rather only be able to drink water
Tae: or be able 2 drink wtv u want, but it has to have a lil drop of pee in it
Kookie <3: wtf Tae I just burst out laughing and I'm in class 😂
Kookie <3: but pee ofc
Tae: HA TAKE THAT JIMIN
Kookie <3: I won't ask
Tae: yeah u probably shouldn't
Tae: so ur in class huh
Kookie <3: mmhm
Tae: so why u online
Kookie <3: no comment
Tae: hey
Tae: u need ur education
Kookie <3: it's not like u want me to
Tae: this is just like last time
Kookie <3: and what happened last time?
Kookie <3: I jumped out of a window
Tae: ✌︎('ω'✌︎ ) I want 2 see u
Kookie <3: oh so now u want me too jump out a window
Tae: I never said that
Kookie <3: u implied it
Kookie <3: anyways I'm not doing it
Tae: whyyy :'(
Tae: look how happy we were when u jumped out a window last time
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Kookie <3: f u Tae now I want to come home
Tae: I have soda and chips on the coffee table we can watch Iron Man
Kookie <3: I feel attacked
Tae: u will be if u don't get ur butt here this instant
Kookie <3: u know Namjoon is going 2 kill me if he finds out about this
Tae: eh
Tae: couldn't care less
Kookie <3: ok I'll be gone for a few minutes I'm slipping out now
Tae: yay
**Kookie <3 is offline**
Tae: (*'∀')♪
Tae: ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
**Kookie <3 is online**
Kookie <3: I'm on my way just wait yeesh
Tae: rood
Tae: ur rood dood ruined my mood
(A/N: creds to CalistaWong4 )
Kookie <3: hakuna ur matatas
Kookie <3: I'm gonna pick up some food at Jin's café
Tae: mmkay
Tae: WAIT THEN JIN WILL KNOW U LEFT SCHOOL
Tae: ABORT ABORT ABORT
**Kookie <3 is offline**
Tae: shit
- 2 minutes later -
**Kookie <3 is online**
Kookie <3: THAT WAS A BAD IDEA
Tae: I TOLD U SO
Kookie <3: WHEN DID JIN HYUNG RUN SO FAST
Tae: wtfff
Tae: He's chasing you?!
Kookie <3: YEAH
Kookie <3: I THINK HE GAVE UP
Tae: be careful soldier
Kookie <3: yes sir
Tae: is he gone?
Kookie <3: no sir
Kookie <3: yes sir he turned around and left
Tae: don't call me sir
Kookie <3: okay :)
Tae: did u manage to get food tho
Kookie <3: bitch I was running
Kookie <3: but ofc I did yo boyfriend's a ninja ;)
Tae: what did u get
Kookie <3: stole some muffins and two lattes
Tae: what kind of latte tho
Kookie <3: gold latte
Kookie <3: u like those rite
Tae: Jungkook
Kookie <3: o no I'm screwed
Tae: I love u
Kookie <3: :')
Kookie <3: u big sap
Tae: ☺️
Tae: when do u get heeeere
Tae: I'm dying in loneliness
Kookie <3: almost bb I'm sorry
Tae: don't beeee
Tae: don't 🐝
Kookie <3: u r so extra
Kookie <3: ugh why do I love u so damn much
Tae: idk
Tae: why aren't u here yet
Kookie <3: walking up the stairs
Kookie <3: c u in a minute
Tae: I'll be waiting 💜
(A/N: Pls tell me if u have recommendations for more oneshots, especially text messages ones. ILY GUYS THX FOR EVERYTHING <3)
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FanfictionTaekook oneshots :) ~ Occasional smut starting from Chapter 50 Ch 1-30 are not my best writing HAHA THEY BE CRINGEY AF , the better ones are 40 onwards :) ~ "My eyes are always on you. I love you."
