Mad Eyes needs a new leg

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Dreamwitch: I made some tea.
Geisha: Thank you, i got some Biscuits.
Spider: Its been a while since we had a teaparty.
Geisha: I know, its a while until the next match so why not have a nice time.
Dreamwitch: Hey Burke? We got a chair to you too, do you want to drink tea with us?
Mad eyes: -Wakes up from the floor- Eeh?! Sure. -Sits up in chair-
Wu chang: -Enters room- Michiko, you wanted me to meet you here?
Geisha: Yes. We are having a teaparty and we wanted you to Join us.
Wu chang: ....You guys never invite me to anything. Why now?
Spider: We just want to.. Get to know eachother a little better.
Mad eyes: Eeh!! Cut the crap!! They think you dont have any friends. You're a loner. I overheard them the other day, hehehe..~ -Drinks Whisky-
Geisha: ....
Dreamwitch: ....
Spider: .....
Wu chang: ..Well in fact, im not lonly. I have my brother.
Geisha: Yes we know that but.. After Joseph and Jack got their own boys, You seem like you feel left out.
Wu chang: I dont need my own boy to not feel lonly.
Mad eyes: Heh! Thats what they all say!
Wu chang: -Ignores Burke and sips some tea-
Main Spawn: You cant catch me!! Hehehe!
Axe kid: Yes i will! -Chases spawn around the room-
Mad eyes: Damn kids! Get out!
Axe kid: Grandpa!!
Mad eyes: I aint your grandpa! My wife died 36 years ago in her young 86s and we had no kids!!

Spawn: Hehehe!!
Ace kid: -Shakes on Burkes Chair- Play with us! Play with us!!
Mad eyes: Erghk!! This is why i sleep on the floor!! Get off!!
Dreamwitch: Spawn, Please Leave Burke alone. He needs rest.
Spawn: Yes madam. -Backs away from Burke-
Axe kid: Aww! Yidhra! You no fun! -Kicks Burks leg and runs away-
Mad eyes: Aay!! My good leg!! Damn kid!!
Spawn: -Giggles-
Dreamwitch: -Stares at Spawn-
Spawn: -Coughs- hmm..
Geisha: Anyway.. Wu Chang, dont you think its time to get some other friends then Jack and Joseph?
Wu chang: I'll think about it. -Stands up and goes back to his room-
Spider: Poor Wu Chang.
Mad eyes: Poor me!! Yidhra! Control your damn children! The brat kicked my leg!!
Dreamwitch: I can only control my Spawns. Not Robbie.
Mad eyes: Time for something to discipline the damn brat, huh Michiko!
Geisha: Im not his mom. I can't control him either.
Mad eyes: Then i will deal with the brat from now on!! -Leaves room- Hey Robbie?! You want to go for a walk with Grandpa?!
Spider: I have a bad feeling about this.
Dreamwitch: Lets just not get involved.

Axe kid: -Running into Kitchen- You cant catch me Grandpa!! You cant catch me!!~
Mad eyes: Eeergh!! Im too old for this!! -Following Axe kid-
Axe kid: -Runs into Josephs room- Hehehe!!~
Embalmer: -Sitting on Josephs Lap but quickly crawls off as soon as Robbie runs in- ...?!
Joseph: Hey! Robbie!! I thought i said we were busy!!
Axe kid: -Runs over Josephs bed and Climbs his Closet- Hehehe!!~
Mad eyes: -Enters Room- Kid! Get back here!!
Joseph: Burke, whats going on?
Mad eyes: Im trying to rise the damn brat ut he keeps running away!!
Joseph: -Grabs Axe boi- Here you go.
Axe kid: Aww! Thats cheating!
Mad eyes: You're a good boy Joseph! Just remeber to wear Protection! You dont want Survivor diseases! -Leaves while Carrying Robbie by the noose-
Axe kid: Hey!! Let go of me! Grandpa!!
Mad eyes: I aint your grandpa!! -Closes door-
Embalmer: ......
Joseph: Damn Axe kid keep cockblocking us!

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