-Phantom Castle-
Ripper: Dinner is seeeerved!!~
Joseph: -Puts food on table- We have been cooking the past 2 days so eat all you want!~
Postman: -Puts plates on table- I really enjoyed helping out!
Ripper: Heh, Any time dude..~
Joseph: wait who the hell are you?
Ripper: He is Victor the Prostitute, you dont remember?
Postman: Actually its Victor the Postman..!
Ripper: Same thing. My parents divorced because my mom cheated on my dad with a postman.
Joseph: What? Really?
Ripper: No.
Postman: Why would you make up a story like that?!
Ripper: Come on~ Haven't you ever stopped for some *tea* while delivering mail?~
Postman: W-well no.. I-..
Joseph: Hah! You dog~ Let's eat!!
-All hunters sits down with table. And some survivors too-
Perfumer: Woah.. hunter dinner..!
Doc: Thanks for Inviting me Michiko!
Geisha: No worries.
Wu chang: ......
Minds eye: Michiko is so Nice!~
Axe boy: WHY IS THERE SO MANY GIRLS HERE!?
Nightingale: it just feels emptier since the boys are in Vegas.
Perfumer: Yeah..
Postman: Vera! I became friends with Jack and Joseph!
Perrumer: Hah.. look at that, you even call them by their names now.
Postman: Yeah! They're okay!
Ripper: Victor! Come sit with me! I'm going to learn you everything i know!
Postman: Allright! Bye Vera!
Perfumer: -Sighs-
Cord: -Sips tea- Did the ripper take your Boyfrieimean buddy too?
Perfumer: -Shakes head- Nope.
Cord: Hey. Let's have a talk after dinner, shall we?
Perfumer: -Smiles and Nods- Sure
Dreamwitch: ...?
Feaster: What's wrong.
Dreamwitch: Infinity. Go.
Spawn: Yes my lady. -diassapairs-
Priestess: -Ghasps- Can it be?! An emergency call from Eli?!
Dreamwitch: -Nods-
Feaster: What did he want?
Dreamwitch: I dont know.
Priestess: How exciting~
Feaster: ...I can do that too..?
Priestess: You can send me tentacles. I think.
Feaster: -Smirks thinking hes cool-
Dreamwitch: PROTECT HIM!!
Priestess: W- What..?!
Dreamwitch: ..I... I dont know. I just felt something happening.. guess it's just my imagination.
Priestess: I think she can feel Elis thoughts..!
Feaster: They sure have gotten an Intresting connection after figuring out of Elis Identity.
Dreamwitch: ...Eliminate them and return to me.
Priestess: I have a bad feeling about this.
Spawn: -Re apears-
Feaster: What did he want..?
Spawn: ...I.. dont remeber?
Nightingale: Remeber that her memory gets erased Manually. -Eats-
Dreamwitch: Right.. looks lime we just have to ask Eli when he's home.
-Casino-
Merc: -Drunk af- Heh.. hehehe..~ I told you that you shouldn't waste all your money on scratching tickets..~
Seer: -Broke af- Sigh..
Embalmer: .....I think I'll go back to our room soon.
Prospecc: You went from drunk to Sober pretty damn fast.
Acrobat: ...Hey? What's happening over there?
Guy 1: HEY! -Pushes dude down on floor- Hes a spy!
-People gathers around-
Guy 2 on floor: ......
Guy 1: Torture him. Get all the information we need!!
-People starts Violating dude on floor-
Merc: That looks like my Bachelor party.
Embalmer: The one where we all almost shot you to death?
Merc: Yep.
Seer: Hey..! -Runs into crowd- What's going on?!
Guy 3: Its an Octo spy!!
Guy 1: How dare you sneak into Snoik territory!
Guy 2: ......
Seer: An Octo?! Hey! Is this about that stupid war?! Dont torture him!
Guy 3: Its an Octo!! You even know what the Ocots did?!
Seer: What have they done that's so terrible?!
Guy 1: The Snoik Propht Ibis was eaten by Lady Yidhra! It proves the strength of her power! Shes unbeatable! However her other Prophet Eli was left alone and the weaker god lord Hastur saved him from despair!
Seer: .....And?! He saved the Prophet, yes?!
Guy 2: Pft.. Saved the Prophet.. Hahaha..~ NO WAY LORD HASTUR WOULD SAVE A SNEAKY SNOIK PROPHET! THE POINT IS THAT THE WEAKER GOD LADY YIDHRA ATE THE LORDS MATES FRIEND WHICH IS UNFORGIVABLE!!
Seer: Wait so the Octos started the war?!
Guy 1: KILL HIM
Seer: STOP! DONT KILL HIM!
Guy 3: HE CALLED LADY YIDHRA THE WEAKER GOD!!
Seer: -Pulls out Snoik symbol in front of his eyes and puts on cape- STOP!!!
Guy 1: ....-Ghasps- ITS PROPHET ELI! EVERYONE BOW DOWN!!
-Everyone in Casino bows down to Eli-
Seer: ...Sigh. this were supposed to be my vacation too.. Listen to me!! I am Eli Clark the seer! The snoik prophet, And Octos and snoiks are not supposed to be in war!! Me and Fiona Gilman are good friends and so are lord Hastur and Lady yidhra as well!!
Guy 3: Friends..?
Guy 1: ...Why would Eli be friends with The slutty Priestess!! Lies!!
Guy 4: prove that you're real!!
Guy 3: That's right!! Where is the proof!!
Seer: -Sighs very loudly and brings out a scroll and clears throat- Vocavi te.. Regina anguis..praebueris potentiam tuam..! A SATUS SEDITIONIS!!
Embalmer: Cool.
Merc: Haha! I got It on tape! -Closes phone and puts it back in pocket-
Seer: -Holds out arm and moves arms like he is pulling something-
Dreamwitch spawn: -Comes out of ground and Laughs-
Guy 1: Its the Snoik servant!!
Guy 3: ITS REAL!!
Guy 4: FORGIVE US FOR OUR DOUBT! PLEASE DONT KILL!
Seer: Infinity!
Spawn: Uncle Eli!!~ My lady heard your call, I'm under your service..~ -Bows down-
Seer: Just stand next to me.
Spawn: -Nods-
Guy 1: We believe you! We'll go anything you say..!
Seer: ...stop the war!!
Guy 3: But Prophet Eli..! We can stop but the octos started it and they won't quit..!
Guy 2: -Watches in shock but suddenly gets up and grabs Knife Charging at Eli trying to stab him- If you die, the Octos will have enternal victory!!
Seer: what?! -About to get stabbed-
Spawn: -Uses scythe to decapitate guy 2-
-Silence-
Seer: ...Oh no.. Infinity.. what just..
Spawn: I.. I didn't do anything.. My Lady commanded me to kill him.. I couldn't control myself..
Merc: ...Someone got decapitated over there..
Acrobat: -Cries while holdin Norton- No no no no..! Not again! This is supposed to be a happy place..!
Prospecc: Shh shh.. let's go.. -Walks to room with Mike-
Embalmer: Should we maybe.. do something?
Merc: No. Let's watch for now.
Crowd: -Starts screaming-
Guy 1: DEATH ON THE OCTOS!
Guy 3: FOLLOW ELI! KILL ALL THE OCTOS!!
Seer: NO! DONT KILL ANYONE! -Lifts arms- VOCAVI TE REGINA AUTEM SERPENS AD, HOC NOLITE BELLUM!!
-Verything goes Silent-
Spawn: ...Now you have done it.. -Swings Scythe once and disappears as all the Snoiks falls-
Seer: -Pants and groans- ....I'm the worst prophet ever..
Embalmer: ....Let's go to our room Eli.
Merc: There is no witnesses expect us.. the octos will be blamed for this..
Seer: -Silent and just walks to room-
Embalmer: Eli?
Seer: -Smirks- Tch..~ Meet me in the bathroom later..Twinks.~
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Fanfictionthis is a really poor written fanfic, and its gay. I only post this on wattpad so my friend could read it, I appreciate if I don't know you, you dont read it- or I mean, Its your choise, but you have been warned that this is really bad None of the C...
