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-Naibs room-

Merc: -Laying on his Bed Groaning-
Doc: Naib! What happened!? Aseop! You're best man, what did you guys even do?!
Embalmer: Well. We used Naibs Sniperguns as Paintball guns and apparently, it's a lot more fatal then a normal Paintball gun and Naib didn't notice how much it hurt before 30 seconds passed.
Doc: -Rips off Naibs Clothes- He's covered in Bruises!
Prospecc: But boy did we have Fun, hahaha~
Seer: You were the one who kept fiering nonstop.
Cord: I got out lots of Anger that I have been holding inside.
Doc: -Quickly bandages Naib- The wedding is about to start and Naib is Broken! We have to fix the groom up and Quick!
Cord: His Suit is on the chair.
Doc: Good. Aesop, please run and give me a Wet towel.
Embalmer: -Nods and runs to get Emily what she asked for-
Doc: -Opens a tiny bag and Starts Removing Naibs Mouth stitches-
Merc: Ow..
Doc: Heres some painkillers. I hope the Effect last through the whole wedding.. If you start hurting again you have to immediately tell me and I'll give you some more!
Merc: Allright.. -swallows Painkillers-
Doc: -Gives Naib new Stirches using a Golden Thread- This will make you look Great during the wedding.
Embalmer: -Comes back with wet towel-
Doc: Thank you Aseop. -Start washing Paint stains off Naibs Body- How careless can one be..
Merc: It were amazing.
Prospecc: You damn right it was! It reminded me of when I hunted the liz-
Doc: Shut up Norton, now is not the time! -Throws Towel away and dresses Naib-
Merc: Thank you Emily.
Doc: -Combs Naibs Hair- Don't worry about it. We need to get to the red church right now.
Embalmer: -Uses whistle to Call for Geisha-
Geisha: I'm here. Are you all ready?
Doc: Yes.
-Everyone goes through Portal and goes to Red Church and survivors Gathers around Naib-
Mech: Naib! Congratulations! Are you excited?
Merc: Thank you, and yeah, I'm a little nervous.
Mech: You're lucky who can Marry a Handsome guy like Ripper!
Prospecc: Where Is Vera?
Gardener: She were here a few Minutes ago.
Lawyer: -Wraps his arm around Naib and Walks somewhere with him- If you ever want a Divorce then give me a call, I'll be your Guy.
Merc: Oh! I'll keep that in mind.
Thief: Dont steal the Groom!
Lawyer: Theif who accuse others for being thiefs.
Magician: Do you like the Balloons Naib?
Merc: Yes it's perfect, thank you guys
Gardener: -Screams-
Doc: Emma! What's Wrong?!
Gardener: -Points at Entrance of The church-
Axe boy: -Comes Sliding in with his golden Touch skin- I'm heeeere!!!
Doc: Oh lord that's creepy..
Enchantress: I-Is that what you're wearing..?!
Axe boy: Yeah, its my Prettiest clothes!!
Cord: I.. it's a little disturbing..
Axe boy: ...WaaAAAAAH!! AND HERE I DID MY BEST TO LOOK GOOD FOR JACKS DAY!! I HATE YOU ALL!!
Prospecc: -Pats Robbies back- Hey Buddy, you look great, these women just dont understand how cool you are. Heres a Snickers. -Hands Robbie a snickers-
Axe boy: -Sniffles and Wipes his Tears- Yeah..! Dumb Girls..! Thank you Norton..!
Priestress: When did Axe boy and Norton become such good friends..?

-A bunch of other Hunters comes into the church wearing their S or A tier skins while survivors Changes to their finest skins as well-

Merc: -Stands at the Alter-
Survivors: -Takes A seat in the front-
Hunters: -Takes a seat in the back-
Priestress: -Walks up to Naib with the Alter with her notes- Naib, are you excited?
Merc: Yes.. I like your Golden future skin..!
Priestress: Thanks..! I like your Suit..!
Merc: I guess we just have to wait for Jack.

-At Josephs room-

Perfumer: Ripper!! Do as I say!!!
Ripper: NO!! I refuse!!!
Joseph: JACK I WILL MURDER YOU!!
Feaster: Why are we fighting about this..
Wu chang: THE WEDDING IS ABOUT TO START, JUST DO AS SHE SAYS JACK!!
Ripper: I WANT MY MASK TO BE ON!!!
Perfumer: Its your wedding!!! Naib wants to see your face!!! You're going to Kiss at the Alter and Naib shall not be bothered by kissing your mask!!
Ripper: FINE!! -Takes off mask-
Perfumer: Thank you. -Starts fixing Rippers Veil-
Ripper: Hmph..
Joseph: Good. Ripper dont have a dad so he have to walk down the alter alone.
Perfumer: No he dont. We'll find you a dad Ripper.
Ripper: That's not how it Works..!!
Wu chang: I'll go get someone..! -Goes to Red church and everyone looks at Wu Chang-
Gardener: Why is he wearing a dress..?
Wu chang: ...Burke..! Come with me..!
Mad eyes: Hey there young lady!!
Wu chang: -Rolls his eyes and Takes Mad eyes with him back to Josephs room-
Ripper: Burke..?!
Wu chang: He'll be your dad!!
Mad eyes: Wait..!! Are you legs?! And here I thought a Fine Angel lady came to free me from this hell!!
Perfumer: ......
Feaster: Just walk down the Alter with Ripper.
Mad eyes: Allright.!!

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