The fiCc IDV

Back to the outside world?

-Joseph Room-

Joseph: ...Tch.
Embalmer: What are you so upset about.
Joseph: Nothing.
Embalmer: Dont lie, I can read you like a Book.
Joseph: I'm just thinking.
Embalmer: About what.
Joseph: Things.
Embalmer: ...You're obviously upset.
Joseph: Fine. Aesop, I want to make us more official. Let's get Married. I wont take no for an answer.
Embalmer: .....
Joseph: What.
Embalmer: I expect it to be more romantic.
Joseph: You're the one who kept asking me what's wrong.
Embalmer: Hmm, I will marry you without a Fight, IF you redo that. And be a little more Romantic about it.
Joseph: -Sighs and Gets down on one Knee and Grabs Aesops Hand and puts ring on it- Aesop Carl. I love you deeply and want to spend the rest of my life together with you. Will you marry me?
Embalmer: ...Yes. I would love to. -Kisses Joseph-
Joseph: -Tonguekisses Back and Smirks-
Axe boy: -Slams open door- It's Dinner Jose-Ew!! What are you doing!
Joseph: -Pulls away and Sighs- Of course. Right on time Robbie.
Axe boy: What were you Just doing to Mister Makeup?!
Joseph: Its called Kissing. It's something Couples do.
Axe boy: I know what Kissing is!! But why were you using your tongue?!
Embalmer: -Facepalms-
Joseph: ....Its a more passionate way of Kissing Robbie. It's Romantic and and A strong feeling of Real love.
Axe boy: -Looks at Embalmer- Is that true?! He didn't sexually offend you again, right?!
Embalmer: No, But thanks for the Concern.
Axe boy: ...come to dinner. -Leaves room-
Joseph: We can tell nightingale about us when we go eat.
Embalmer: Allright.

-Dinner table-
Merc: Its okay Jack. You dont need to get so upset about it.
Ripper: But it was mine!! I wanted the last Corn cob!!
Wu chnag: To bad. -Eats the last cob-
Ripper: I hope you die a painful death.
Merc: -Rolls Eyes- Oh, Hey Aesop!
Embalmer: -Sits down next to Naib-
Merc: -Spots Ring and drops silverware Quickly- Are you and Joseph Getting married?!
Embalmer: Uh.. Yeah..
Joseph: We didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Geisha: Big deal? Its marriage, it's a big deal if you like it or not.
Spider: Does this mean we're going to have another Wedding?
Mad eyes: Does this mean Joseph will be my daughter as well?!
Joseph: ...No. Me and Aesop want to take our Honeymoon and Wedding in one go.
Geisha: What is that supposed to mean.
Aesop: ...We want to get married in Paris.
Nightingale: Do you expect me to pay you for a Trip Like that?
Joseph: And we want to Bring some people.
Geisha: I thought you hated People, Ehy would you like to bring some with you on your honeymoon.
Joseph: Because it will be Someone I'm Not bothered by.
Nightingale: Hey, why do you expect me to do something like that for you.
Joseph: Jack went to Tokyo, Right?
Ripper: -Looks at Naib and then looks back at Joseph- Dont lie. I have never been in Tokyo.
Joseph: -Looks at Ripper- ...And! I helped you hold Jack down during the erasing of his Memory!
Ripper: You did what..!? Hey what's this about erasing my memory?!
Nightingale: Its nothing Jack, Just eat your food.
Ripper: -Looks at Naib and Winks-

Joseph: Since we are getting married in France, we are taking with us survivors who can Accompany us. I wanted us to bring the Priestress but apparently, Aesop had a better idea.
Embalmer: ...We want to Bring Mike and Norton.
Nightingale: Why.
Embalmer: It would Solve several of our problems. Me and Joseph need someone to Marry us, Bringing 1 person would make that person lonly so we would need to let that person bring a friend anyway, Mike and Norton has not been able to have any free time of their Own, and ... it would Make a certain someone unable to Abuse them..
Axeboy: Wait!! If you take Mike and Norton I will be Lonly!!
Joseph: That's why you're going to spend some Lovely days with Uncle Jack in his room.
Ripper: I can't belive you're doing this to me
Merc: Fucking more then we could handle dosen't seem like a bad idea anymore, huh?
Ripper: Tch..! Dont make fun of me..!
Merc: -Laughs and keeps Eating-
Nightingale: Fine. One week in Paris with 2 extra tickets for someone to accompany you. When do you want to leave?
Joseph: Today.
Nightingale: ..that will be really expensive.
Joseph: ....-Slaps 6000 echoes on the table-
Nightingale: ....I'll find you some Tickets. -takes the Echoes and leaves-
Joseph: I'll go Pack my Skins and nessecairy items. You should do the same. -Makes a Portal to Voice of the Manor-
Embalmer: Thank you. I guess we'll meet with the Manor Entrance in a few minutes. -Goes through Portal-
Joseph: -Goes to his room-
Axe boy: ....
Merc: You will Miss Mike and Norton, hm?
Axe boy: They're my only friends!
Reptile: I'm Nortons Friend as well so you can spend some time with me if Jack gets too Boring.
Ripper: Boring?! I'm Jack Subedar the Ripper, I can never get boring!!
Merc: Jack, If Robby spends time with the reptile, he wont bother us.
Ripper: But he called me bor-!
Merc: Shhh. It's fine. Calm down Jack.
Ripper: okay.. I'm calm..
Wu chang: ....Boring.
Ripper: -Flips the Table- I'm not boring!!
Geisha: Wu chang, you're such a troublemaker.
Wu chang: -Smiles-
Ripper: Naib!
Merc: What?
Ripper: You, Me and Robbie! To our room!
Merc: Sure thing. -Walks to Jacks room-
Axe boy: -Follows-

-Manor-

Prospecc: ..So.. when you say "we" you're including me And Mike..?
Embalmer: Yes.
Prospecc: But why?
Embalmer: Dont worry, You dont bave to be with me and Joseph, we only need someone to Be our priests, Besides, I thought it would be a nice Oppertunity to have some time away from Eli.
Acrobat: Well, I guess it would be nice for me and Norton to get to know eachother better!
Prospecc: Yeah, We haven't had any form for Alone time yet, have we..?
Embalmer: That's because you Two hang out With Axe child.
Acrobat: What's wrong with that?
Embalmer: Hes a Cockblocker and he has cockblocked the two of you permanently. Now go pack your skins and Nessecairy items and meet us with the Manor Entrance.

-Jacks room-

Ripper: Let's adopt Robbie.
Merc: Why.
Axe boy: Adopt?!
Ripper: Only for a Week. You said once that you wanted children, Right? Let's see if we're actually capable of being parents.
Merc: ...But That's Robby.
Axe boy: LEARN MY NAME ALREADY
Merc: ...Fine. 1 week.
Axe boy: Where is my day in this!?
Ripper: you don't have one. Now We're your dads.
Axe boy: What about mom?!
Ripper: Naib can be mom.
Merc: Hey! You're the Wife, remeber?
Ripper: But I'm more of a Dad then a Mom!
Merc: So am i!
Axe boy: I decide!! Now which one of you have a Vagina!?
Ripper: ...Neither.
Axe boy: What?! How were you able to make me then?!
Merc: Who learned this Kid about life?
Ripper: Mad eyes.
Axe boy: Whatever! I'll think about it!
Merc: Let's go to the Manor entrance. I want to say Goodbye to Aesop before he leaves.
Ripper: Then let's go.

-Manor Entrance-

Nightingale: Heres your tickets, I ordered a Taxi. It will appear the same place Naib and Jack found it and heres a bad with Emergancy Things and some money. Aesop, Do you have a phone?
Embalmer: Yes. -Holds up Phone-
Merc: -Enters Hall with Jack and Robbie- Hello
Prospecc: I got all my Things now.
Acrobat: Will we be okay in the outside world?
Merc: -Puts his number In Aesops Phone- Call me if Anything happens.
Embalmer: I will.
Merc: -Puts his number in Norton and Mikes Phones as well-
Ripper: -Wraps His arm around Joseph and Sighs- Are you really okay with this?
Jospeh: What do you want.
Ripper: Marrying Aesop in France..? You know Nightingale Is going to Erase your memories when you come back, right?
Joseph: She wont. You're going to help me.
Ripper: Why would I do that?
Joseph: Because I helped you.
Ripper: Fine. But here is a Tip about the Outside world.. When you see Drops of Doom falling from the sky, take cover..! This is known as Rain and If it hits your skin, it will burn you like Acid!
Joseph: What..?!
Ripper: Yeah, terrifying. I know. Now good luck!
Axe boy: -Hugs Norton and Mike- Dont die in the Outside world..!
Prospecc: We wont. Take care Robbie.
Acrobat: We will only be gone for a week!
Nightingale: Now leave.
Joseph: -Opens door and Leaves as Aesop, Norton and Mike Follows-
Embalmer: Hmm. Fresh air.
Joseph: Its dark, I can barely see anything.
Embalmer: -Puts flashlight on his phone- Let's go.
Prospecc: -Follows Aesop while Holding Mikes Hand- Just so.. we dont lose eachother.
Acrobat: -Laughs and Holds Norton- This is going to be a Nice trip!