-Jack Naib room-
Prospecc: -Enters room with Mike- Oh.. Naib isnt here.
Ripper: Hey look! It's the clown and the Chimney sweeper!
Acrobat: Hehe, Clown
Propsecc: Chimeny what?
Ripper: What do you want?
Propsecc: Me and Mike are holding a Wedding. We came to invite Naib.
Ripper: Finally! A party!
Joseph: Is me and Aesop Invited?
Prospecc: No.
Joseph: What?! Why!
Acrobat: We have a Much more special job for you two.
Joseph: ...I dont like this.
Ripper: You're walking around inviting people like that?
Prospecc: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Ripper: Look. -Writes letter-
Joseph: What are you doing?
Ripper: Making an Invitation! Victor here can just use his dog to deliver it to everyone!
Postman: Ooh, I got you.
Acrobat: He can just send Letters to everyone?
Propsecc: That makes everything alot easier.
Acrobat: Then we can plan the rest! Come with us Photoboy.
Joseph: ...Okay..? -Leaves with Mike and Norton-
Ripper: -Gives letter to Victor-
Postman: Thanks. -Gives letter to dog and makes him deliver it to everyone-
Ripper: so.. We are alone.. victor the prostitute.
Postman: I'm not a prostitute, Christ!
Ripper: Hah! Good one, good one. This is weird cause I'm normally not alone with any other survivor then Naib.
Postman: ...What do you two usually do..?
Ripper: -Smirks-
-Eli Hastur room-
Embalmer: AAAAH
Merc: ELI DO SOMETHING!!
Seer: I CANT TAME SUCH A BEAST!!
Postman dog: -Wags trying to give boys letter- Woof.
Merc: AAH! IT SPOKE!!
Seer: STAY BACK DEMON!
Embalmer: GIVE HIM SOME WINE AND MAYBE HE'LL EXPLODE LIKE GUARD!!
Merc: -Backs away from dog- LEAVE
Prospecc: -Enters room and sighs- So this is where they are..
Embalmer: JOSEPH! -screams and runs over to Joseph hugging him-
Joseph: -Smiles Happily- He. Heheh. Hehehehehehehe.
Merc: WHERE IS JACK?!
Seer: HASTUR! HELP ME!!
Acrobat: Oh, Its Victors delivery dog!
Embalmer, Merc and Seer: . . . VICTOR THE POSTMAN!! >:C
Propsecc: ....These guys are drunk.
Acrobat: Yeah.. Aesop, Come with us.
Embalmer: -Nods- Yeah! Let's get out of here!!
Merc: Dont leave us with that beast!!
Propsecc: Hey! -Grabs Letter from dog and Gives it to Eli-
Seer: ....-Opens letter- ...Invitation to Chimney swiper and Clowns wedding?
Prospecc: ...Damn it!! That damn Ripper!!
Merc: Dont worry Norton! Everyone knows it's you and Mike..!
Acrobat: -Actually thinks it's funny-
Propsecc: Tch! Let's go!
Merc: Wait! Joseph! Where is Jack?!
Joseph: Hes at your room with Victor.
Embalmer: ....
Seer: ....
Merc: ....
Joseph: What?
Embalmer: VICTOR THE POSTMAN?!
Merc: YOU LEFT JACK ALONE WITH VICTOR THE POSTMAN?!
Seer: HOW DARE YOU!
Merc: -Dashes out of room and runs twoards his and Jacks room-
Embalmer: -Follows- I'm coming Naib!
Seer: -Still in room looking at dog- .. shoo..! Be gone..!
Merc: -Opens door and Ghasps-
Embalmer: -Looks Inside and Ghasps as well- Jack!! Aren't you ashamed of youself?!
Merc: -Tightens Fists and kicks wall as hard as he can leaving a hole-
Embalmer: Woah!
Merc: JACK! HOW CAN YOU CHEAT ON ME LIKE THIS!?
Embalmer: YOU CHEATER!!
Ripper: UH
Postman: ...I'm confused, we're just playing Yatzy..
Merc: YOU PLAYING YATZY WITH MY MAN!?
Ripper: I'm just-
Embalmer: No! Jack! You don't Just!
Postman dog: -Returns to Victor-
Merc: ...AAAAAAAH
Embalmer: AAAAAAAAH
Merc: -Runs away hugging Jack- KILL IT JACK! KILL IT!!
Embalmer: -Hides behind Joseph-
Ripper: I can't do that! -Hugs Naib-
Joseph: Dont worry. They have all been drinking wine. They're really drunk.
Ripper: Makes sense.
Prospecc: Hey Ripper! Write the letter right!!
Ripper: -Laughs and sits down- Let me be alone with Naib for a couple of Minutes.
Postman: Okay, where should I go?
Embalmer: -Bliws Whistle opening Portal- Theres the manor! Leave!
Merc: And take your Demon with you!!
Postman: Come boy! -Claps hands and Whistles for dog, then leaves-
Ripper: You guys shouldn't be so mean to Victor.
Merc: we cant talk about this later!!
Acrobat: That's right, we need to get to work! Come Photoboy! Come Aesop! -Leaves with everyone-
Merc: ....Hmph.. I missed you..
Ripper: I missed you too. It's been a while since we were alone.
Merc: Yeah.. you like our new room..?
Ripper: Yeah.. hey! The walls! Its impossible to stay standing up!
Merc: You think..? -Runs into wall and bounces Back getting slammed against the floor-
Ripper: See! You cant stand up either!!
Merc: Owie.. Yeah, it's not like my Springhands. The walls are for practicing balance and direction.. I can shoe you when I'm not drunk cause right now.. my head is spinning.
Ripper: -Nods-
Merc: -Tries to lean against wall but discovers secret door in wall- ...huh?
Ripper: No wait..! Dont go in there..!
Merc: ...this is..
-Eli Hastur room-
Priestess: -Enters Elis room with new Clean Clothes- Eli!
Seer: -Crying in corner- I miss Hastur..!
Priestess: Woah! Ehat happened?! Where Naib and Aesop go?!
Seer: There was this demon who attacked us..! And..! And..! And..!
Priestess: Calm down. I'll call Lord Hastur. -Touches her horns and closes eyes calling Hastur-
Feaster: Sorry Yidhra, But I must go.
Dreamwitch: Allright, let's talk again soon.
Feaster: -Nods and gets back to Palace of Silence running into His room- You called..?
Priestess: Hey! Do something about him..!
Seer: Hastuuuur!! -Runs and Hugs Feaster-
Feaster: -Hugs Eli- wow.. what happened..?
Seer: I was so scared!! A demon came into our room!
Priestess: -Shakes head-
Guard 26: -Enters room- . . . F I O N A . . .
Feaster: ...Woah. It's the penguin guy.
Priestess: Yeah, Me and Boomboom moved in here at palace of Silence!
Feaster: ...Something you wanna talk about?
Priestess: Nope!
Guard 26: . . . . . . -Holds out flowers-
Priestess: Where do you get all these flowers from!?
Guard 26: . . . F L O W E R S . . . F O R . . . Y O U . . .
Priestess: Yeah, I know they're for me. -Takes flowers and sighs-
Feaster: Yeah, Good luck with that.
Seer: Hmmph.. Birds are cute..
Priestess: And octopuses, Right Eli? -Smiles-
Seer: Yeah! And octopuses!!
Priestess: -Laughs and hugs Eli and Hastur- I'll come by later to work on the Fiona scrolls, allright?
Feaster: sure.
Guard 26: . . . -Runs up and squeezes himself between Hastur and Fiona- . . . .
Priestess: Woah! Boomboom!
Feaster: I thought his name were bonbon..
Priestess: Same thing.
Guard 26: . . . .
Seer: Fiona! You should be a little nice to Guard, He is cute!
Priestess: I am Nice! I let him follow me around!
Feaster: ...Let's swim Eli. -Opens floor Pool-
Priestess: -Sighs- Let's go Boomboom!
-Mike and Norton room-
Joseph: what do you want with us?
Acrobat: You two are going to be chefs at the wedding!
Prospecc: And Musicians.
Embalmer: ...But I dont know any Instruments. Or how to make food..
Acrobat and Prospecc: -Smirks evily- nEiThEr DiD wE!!
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