Go Tf To SlEeP

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-Hastur room-

Priestess: -Laying on bed reading a Magazine- Welcome back. Did you kiss someone?
Seer: Luckily, No. But we had to watch Naib and Aesop making out while Photoboy and Ripper had panick attacks.
Feaster: Let's go to sleep.
Seer: No, I want to see that Human form!
Priestess: Oh yeah, I want to see that too.
Seer: Come on! I can kiss your mouth then!
Feaster: .... Fine -Turns around so Eli and Fiona cant watch and turns into his human form-
Seer: -Jumps on Hasturs Back-
Feaster: Ah..!
Seer: -Ghasps- Your voice dosen't sound demonic anymore!
Feaster: -Sits down and sighs- Because I actually have a mouth I can talk with now..
Priestess: Beautiful! I'm happy I get to see a rare sight like this!
Seer: Woah Hastur, You're pretty!
Feaster: You dont have to Lie.
Seer: -Pinches Hasturs Face- I'm not Lying!
Feaster: Ow- Owie!! Hey! That hurts!
Priestess: He is more sensetive as human!
Feaster: What's that supposed to mean!
Seer: Yeah I remeber Emily Cut off your tentacles and you barely reacted!
Feaster: Whatever.. can I change back?
Seer: No! When you're with me in your room you will use this form!
Feaster: -Mumbles-
Seer: -Kisses Hastur- Mwah.! See? Alot better!
Feaster: ...-Smiles-
Seer: See! I can even tell when you're smiling now! Before I had no idea what expression you had!
Priestess: -Bows Down- Aaaaaa..~
Feaster: -Glows-
Seer: Fiona not now!
Priestess: I need to pray before I go to sleep!
Seer: -Sighs- Be quick!
Priestess: Aaaaaaa..~

-Jack room-

Ripper: Think about it! The rest of your memories must be there!
Merc: I know I know..! Let's just think a little!
Ripper: Come sit here! -Pats lap-
Merc: -Climbs up on Jacks Lap- .....
Ripper: Do you feel safe?
Merc: -Nods and leans Against Jacks chest- ....I want to remeber..
Ripper: I know.. but you will.
Merc: Waiting is exhausting.
Ripper: I waited a long time for you, so you should be able to wait for youself.
Merc: -Nods and touches rippers face-
Ripper: What?
Merc: ....hehe
Ripper: What... WHAT?
Merc: Ahh!! Your face is Soft..!!
Ripper: SOFT?!
Merc: ...Y-.. You have a soft personality..
Ripper: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?! -Puts mask on-
Merc: N-no.. You're not supposed to say that
Ripper: What am I supposed to say then?!
Merc: You ghasp and say you can't belive I said that..!
Ripper: ....-Ghasps- And then I stripped you and said who has a soft personality now and then you called me a Jerk and then Robbie came in and Yelled at you telling you to put your pants back on!!
Merc: ..Y-Yeah! YEAH!!
Ripper: You remeber!!
Merc: -Laughs and smiles- I remember..

-Joseph room-

Embalmer: -Clinginging to Joseph- And it reminded me alot of when I first came to the Manor and Naib kisses me for the first time..~ He spits tasted like Wine..~
Joseph: Ew dont talk about that. -Brushing his teeth-
Embalmer: His tongue were soft and slippery and then-
Joseph: Aesop, you're drunk but listent to me and try to stick it to your Mind! -Grabs Aesops Shoulders- I dont want to know about your experience kissing another guy!
Embalmer: Huuuh..? Why nooot?
Joseph: because you're my husban. -Turns back to sink and continues brushing teeth-
Embalmer: -Climbs on Josephs Back-
Joseph: Hey..! I'm not that strong..! -Tries to hold Balance-
Embalmer: I'm boreeeed..~
Joseph: -Washes his Mouth and then throws Aesop on the bed- Let's do something then.
Embalmer: -Tugs on Josephs Jacket-
Joseph: Do you want me to take it off?
Embalmer: -Nods-
Joseph: -Takes off Jacket and then Kisses Aesop-
Embalmer: -Tongue kisses Joseph and pulls away- Do I Taste like Naib..?
Joseph: We all drank the same wine so you would taste the same anyway. Also you should sleep, stop talking so much about Naib.
Embalmer: Let's talk about Jack..
Joseph: Let's talk about us, nobody else okay?
Embalmer: Talk about Joseph..?
Joseph: Yeah, you can do that if you want.
Embalmer: -Grins and Laughs Quietly- Me and Joseph were in Paris together and and I had Sex with Joseph's cute ass.. hehehe..~
Joseph: Okay let's NOT talk about that!! ...CUTE?!
Embalmer: Joseph is cute.. -Smiles and touches Joseph's face-
Joseph: ....-Suddenly smiles again- Thank you.
Embalmer: -Hugs Joseph Tightly- Let's haVE SEX!!
Joseph: Where did all this energy come from?!
Embalmer: -Undresses and Laya down- HURRY UP YOU'RE SLOW!!
Joseph: Okay okay!! -Undresses and prepares to fuck Aesop-
Axe boy: -Breaks down door- UNCLE JOSEPH!!
Joseph:...I thought this didn't happen anymore.
Axe boy: STOP SHOWING THE EMBALMER YOUR VAGINA THAT IS VERY NOT LEGAL!! YOU SEX OFFENDER!!
Joseph: WHAT DO YOU WANT ROBBIE?!
Axe boy: Mike and Norton were acting weird so I came to ask for help But you guys are no use either!!! Mister makeup is not wearing pants again and you are just sexually harassing him! Dont worry mister makeup! I'll get your Pants back!! -Runs out of Room-
Joseph: -Sighs- Well our door is Broken again.
Embalmer: Zzzz...
Joseph: ...I should have guessed.

-Feaster room-

Priestess: Okay I'm done praying.
Seer: It took you that long?
Priestess: Of course! Its Wedensday!
Seer: -Sighs and Shakes head-
Feaster: -Lays down on bed- Shall we sleep..?
Axe boy: -Axes down Door- MISTER PIDGEON!!
Seer: -Backs away- What..!
Axe boy: WHERE IS MISTER MAKEUPS PANTS?!
Seer: Not this Again..! I dont have them!
Priestess: Oh, Axe boy.
Axe boy: ...Does she live here too now?
Feaster: Yeah. She stays in my room.
Seer: Fiona is Great. And she dont get bothered when I spend time with Hastur.
Priestess: Of course! If Lord Hastur has sexual desires they must be Fulfilled! If Eli didn't Volunteer I would happily offer myself.
Feaster: ....anyway. Robbie, it's late. Go to sleep.
Axe boy: but pants..!
Seer: There is no pants!!!
Axe boy: PANTS!! -Tackles Seer-
Seer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Axe boy: -Lifts Seers Skirt/dress thingy- WHY ARENT YOU WEARING ANY PANTS YOUSELF!?
Seer: I DONT NEED PANTS MY ROBE COVERS MY PRIVATE AREAS!!
Axe boy: ITS CALLED A DRESS!!
Feaster: -Grabs Axe boy and Throws him out, then covers the broken door with Tentacles-
Seer: Little Brat..
Priestess: wow. He just put you in your place Eli.
Seer: S-Shut up..!
Priestess: Aww. You're embarrassed.
Feaster: -Picks Eli and Fiona up with tentacles and makes them lay down next to him on the bed- We are sleeping now.
Priestess: As you wish Lord Hastur. -Goes to sleep-
Seer: Tch.. -Blushes and then snuggles up against Hastur- Its not a dress..
Feaster: Did that offend you? Robbie has said I wear a dress since the day he came here.
Seer: -Looks at Hastur and then laughs a little-
Feaster: -Smiles- He's a kid afterall. Dont take offense of what he says.
Seer: -Nods- Okay..~

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