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-Vera and Martha room-

Doc: -Laying on the floor on her sleeping bag- This is Nice.
Gardener: What are we gonna do first?! Play truth or dare?! Tell secrets?! Ghost stories?! Give eachother a makeover?! I'm so excited!!!
Mech: truth or dare sounds fun!!
Doc: Truth or dare, that reminds me.. Its because of that game The ripper Proposed to Naib!
Mech: Really?! How!
Cord: I dont care.
Perfumer: Its a little sad to get proposed to during truth or dare.
Doc: Well, Its more like The ripper had planned it, but the other hunters forced him to go through with it.
Cord: I dont want to play truth or dare.
Gardener: Then Juicy secrets!!
Perfumer: Does anyone here even have any secrets..?
Cord: Hey, Emily!
Doc: Yeah?
Cord: How is it going with you and Wu chang?
Doc: Huh? Oh! Hahaha, me and Xie aren't dating just because we share a room! We are only pretending to so we'd get a room in the palace of Silence.
Perfumer: Wait.. she doesn't know.
Cord: What? Really? But it's so obvious!
Doc: What?
Gardener: Wu chang obviously likes you!!
Doc: Nononono, Fan is Dating Victor, you didn't know?
Cord: Not the black one! The white one!! The one you're sharing a room with?
Doc: ....I know.
Gardener: -Ghasps- She knows!!
Mech: Aaaaw! Why dont you ask him out?
Doc: Because.. I'm not intrested in Xie.. I want to just be friends.
Perfumer: ...But you cant avoid his feelings. You need to tell him.
Doc: I cant.. not yet. I need to mentally prepare how to tell him.
Mech: Aww..
Doc: -Smiles- While we're on the topic, You seem awfully happy lately Tracy. Is It the new survivor?~ Luka?~
Mech: N-No..! Yes..! No! Hehehe..~
Perfumer: You totally like him!
Girls: *Blablablablablabla*
Fan: -Leaning back against Vera and Martha's door- .....Poor Xie....

-Phantom Castle, Geisha room-

Geisha: It sure is nice that we meet like this.
Diciple: Thanks for inviting me. -Sips tea-
Queen: Grr..
DreamWitch: What's wrong Mary.
Queen: It annoys me that I dont have access to Palace of Silence! I could have an secret affair with Joseph while Aesop is gone!!
Spider: Are you ever going to give up on him..?
Queen: No.
Geisha: Anyway..
Queen: No! Michiko! Help me get into palace of Silence! That's an Order!
Geisha:   .....no.
Queen: Nnngh.. Pleeeease!!
Geisha: No. Joseph is Married Mary. Give up.
Queen: Yidhra! Say something!
DW: Why dont you try Dating  Michiko instead.
Geisha: .....What.
Queen: Pfft! Michiko? No! Are you Crazy?! Whaaaat? No no no, oooor... Uh..  I have always been Curious about dating another girl..
Geisha: Do I have any say in this?
DW: No.
Spider: If you kiss, I'm going to throw up.
DW: Ann. What do you think?
Disciple: -Pets cat- I'm a nun. I have no opinion on dating. I'm more intrested in hearing about you Yidhra. I hear roumors about you being a god.
DW: Well yeah. I were surprised at first but Cthulhu is indeed in my memory. I worship him and will do as he told me. However, Eli and Fiona seems to have more Knowledge about him then me..
Disciple: Yeah about that.. Eli is your Prophet, yes? Can you tell me about that?
DW: Well.. Me and Eli got alot closer after Cthulu posessed me and I..  uh.. ate his owl.. But we get along well, He Visits me Sometimes to document every thing I do or say and he gets along with my servants.
Disciple: Right.. your servants. I only see one.
DW: That's infinity. Shes always with me. To get more servants, I have to spawn them out of the survivors soul.
Infinity: -Waves-
Geisha: Mary, get off me.
BQ: But Michikoooo..~
Geisha: I'm not going to kiss you.
BQ: Of course not, we dont do that on the first date~
Geisha: This is not a date.
Spider: Sthap.
DW: Otp.
Geisha: allright that's enough tea for today.
Ripper: -Walks in- Sorry I'm late.
Disciple: Did you invite him..?
Geisha: No. Jack, what are you doing here.
Ripper: Hello? I'm not missing out on tea. -Sits down and Sips tea-
BQ: Jaaack!~ what do you think of me and Michiko together?~
Ripper: Yeeeah I always knew Michiko were a Lesbian.
Geisha: I'm not dating Mary!
Ripper: ...her name is Mary..?
BQ: ....What did you think my name were?
Ripper: Josephine.
BQ: WHY!
Ripper: Because you look like Joseph?
BQ: Just because we look alike dosen't mean our names are alike as well!
Ripper: Oh. Michiko. You should date her. Shes desperate.
Geisha: -Sighs- Why dont I have a say in this..

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