(Frisk and Chara are in the woods)
Chara: We're never going to get out of here... We're good as dead.
Frisk: Think positive!
Chara: Alright. I'm positive we're as good as dead.
Crystal: (Holding a bonsai)
Kirin: Crystal! Is that a weed?
Crystal: No, this is a—
Kirin: I'm calling the police! (Dials 911 in microwave)
Female dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
Chara: You're making me claustrophobic.
Aria: What's claustrophobic mean?
Asriel: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Chara: No it doesn't!
Aria: Ho ho ho!
Asriel: Stop it, Aria! You're scaring him!
Grace: I like singing!
Autumn: I like dancing!
Kris: I like trains.
(Train zooms by and runs over them)
Asriel: Chara! (Approaches Chara)
Chara: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your goat dad, Asgore, told you the secret of Determination, like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?
Asriel: I can't beat the crap out of you without getting closer.
Chara: Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.
Kirin: (Talking with Undyne)
Crystal: Kirin! Is that a police? (Pulls out a shortsword) I'm calling the weed! (Dials 420 on blade)
Male voice: 420, whatcha smokin'?
Kris: Why should you never tell secrets around corn?
Frisk: Why?
Kris: They have ears.
Toriel: Three men were walking in the desert. Two of them brought bottles of water, while the third brought a car door. The first asked the third, "What's the car door for?" The third replied, "So I can roll down the window if I get too hot!"
Papyrus: I NOTICED A WORD WAS SPELLED INCORRECTLY IN THE DICTIONARY THE OTHER DAY!
Aria: Really? Which one?
Papyrus: INCORRECTLY, OF COURSE! NYEH HEH HEH!
Sage: Why do you have a hammer and your schoolwork with you?
Clover: So I can hit the books, of course!
Thalia: I heard you needed an answer to something. What is it?
Jericho: If you drink only half a bottle of 5-Hour Energy, will you have full energy for 2.5 hours or half-energy for 5 hours?
Thalia: You'll have no energy at all when I'm through with you!!
Aria: (In Hyperdeath form) Don't heck with me, loser! I've got the power of gods and anime on my side! (Screaming)
Frisk: They say you should start off every day with a smile.
Kris: (Inhales) ...I'm super depressed!
Asriel: You could've died, Crystal!
Crystal: The doc said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.
Kirin: (Does a spit take)
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Undertale: Tales from the Dreemurr Family
FanfictionJoin Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and their younger sister, Aria, as they share many happy moments together! 11 months after Frisk's most recent True Pacifist Run, they, Chara, and of course Goatbro himself (AKA Asriel Dreemurr) receive a wonderful surpris...
