Undertale: Tales from the Dreemurr Family

Bonus Chapter: Item Checks

Stick
Frisk: Its bark is worse than its bite.
Chara: Useable only for dogs.
Aria: Makes a pretty good make-believe sword.
Asriel: Still dangerous, if used the wrong way.

Bandage: +10 HP
Frisk: It has already been used several times.
Chara: Why would anyone use a single bandage several times?
Aria: The adhesive doesn't mix well with my fur.
Asriel: Best used on parts without fur.

Toy Knife: +3 ATK
Frisk: Made of plastic. A rarity nowadays.
Chara: Humans have the unfortunate tendency to romanticize weaponry.
Aria: Perfect for make-believe games.
Asriel: Safer than the real thing, thankfully.

Faded Ribbon: +3 DEF
Frisk: If I'm cuter, monsters won't hit me as hard.
Chara: Not in kindergarten anymore.
Aria: I'm sure it would look great on one of my ears!
Asriel: I'd rather wear that than be a flower again.

Tough Glove: +5 ATK
Frisk: A worn pink leather glove. For five-fingered folk.
Chara: A decent weapon... if you have an interest in hand-to-hand combat.
Aria: It looks fireproof... Do welders use gloves like this?
Asriel: The leather is thick enough for use by raptor trainers.

Manly Bandanna: +7 DEF
Frisk: It has seen some wear. It has abs drawn on it.
Chara: The drawing of abs is... actually a faithful representation of a six-pack.
Aria: I heard that chicks like boys with a six-pack. Don't think it includes drawings, however.
Asriel: Temmie would most assuredly not find this cute.

Ballet Shoes: +7 ATK
Frisk: These used shoes make me feel incredibly dangerous.
Chara: Best used for a dance of death.
Aria: Now I can finally be a dancer!
Asriel: I don't think I could dance even if I wanted to...

Old Tutu: +10 DEF
Frisk: Finally, a protective piece of armor!
Chara: Provides more defense than what seems logically possible.
Aria: Perfect for completing my dancing attire!
Asriel: Again, I probably can't dance. And I'd rather not wear this...

Torn Notebook: +2 ATK, +6 INV
Frisk: Contains illegible scrawls. Increases Invincibility by 6.
Chara: The perfect weapon... If you're looking to kill a school exam, that is.
Aria: I can't read the writing. Don't think I could, even if the pages weren't ripped.
Asriel: Seems to contain information about... something.

Cloudy Glasses: +5 DEF, +9 INV
Frisk: Glasses marred with wear. Increases Invincibility by 9.
Chara: Nope, not in need of glasses.
Aria: Were they for reading, or seeing? Designed to treat myopia, hyperopia, or an astigmatism?
Asriel: Tried them one once. My vision was impaired by their worn-out, scratched lenses.

Burnt Pan: +10 ATK, +4 HP from consumables
Frisk: Damage is rather consistent. Consumable items heal 4 more Health Points.
Chara: Whoever used this was probably a really bad cook. I mean, this pan is charred.
Aria: Alas, it can no longer serve as a functional piece of kitchenware.
Asriel: I'm sure it was used to make some really great meals once... Right?

Stained Apron: +11 DEF, +1 HP every other turn
Frisk: Heals 1 Health Point every other turn.
Chara: It must have been enchanted for it to heal automatically...
Aria: Still functional, thankfully. All it needs is a little bit of washing.
Asriel: The sign of a good cook? Messy apron, clean sleeves.

Empty Gun: +12 ATK
Frisk: An antique revolver. It has no ammo. Must be used precisely, or damage will be low.
Chara: Best if you have a firearms license before carrying it around with you.
Aria: Frisk creates projectiles with their Determination. Could I do that with my magic?
Asriel: The staple of human spaghetti westerns, especially in dual or gangster scenes.

Cowboy Hat: +12 DEF, +5 ATK
Frisk: This battle-worn hat makes me want to grow a beard. It also raises Attack by 5.
Chara: Used by cowboys and gangsters alike. Do others not from America call a 10-gallon hat a "10-liter hat?"
Aria: Yippee-ki-i-yay! My very own 10-gallon hat!
Asriel: I'm considering growing out a beard like Dad. I'd look so cool with it!

Worn Dagger: +15 ATK
Frisk: Perfect for cutting plants and vines.
Chara: My old weapon. Nothing can beat a knife... except maybe 2 knives!
Aria: It needs sharpening and cleaning. A dull, dirty knife is a dangerous knife.
Asriel: I never understood Chara's obsession with daggers. Dad used it for pruning after Chara and I died.

Heart Locket: +15 DEF
Frisk: It says, "Best friends forever."
Chara: It means so much to me. This particular locket was given to me by Asriel.
Aria: Asriel's locket has a picture of Chara inside, and Chara's has a picture of Asriel!
Asriel: It has so much sentimental value to me... A symbol of friendship between Chara and me.

Temmie Armor: +20 DEF, +10 ATK, +1 HP every other turn, +INV
Frisk: The things you can do with a college education! Raises Attack when worn. Recovers Health Points every other turn. Invincibility up slightly.
Chara: For total wimps. It ruins the experience.
Aria: This has got to be the most OP item in existence.
Asriel: For use in case of emergencies. Temmie sold it to Frisk after graduating from college.

Dreemurr Brooch: +15 Defense, +1 HP every turn
Frisk: A beautiful brooch crafted and enchanted by Aria Dreemurr. It symbolizes the bond of my family.
Chara: This brooch... actually looks pretty good.
Aria: I crafted each brooch with lots of love. I also enchanted them with my magic!
Asriel: Aria made a brooch for each member of our family. I love the way it looks!

Papyrus's Spaghetti: Heals 16 HP
Frisk: A sign of The Great Papyrus's progress.
Chara: Finally, Papyrus made spaghetti that's actually edible!
Aria: All things considered, it actually smells pretty good.
Asriel: Hopefully it doesn't come back up the way it'll go down...

Butterscotch Pie: Heals all HP
Frisk: Butterscotch-cinnamon pie, one slice.
Chara: My favorite pie. Mom makes it best.
Aria: Dunno which part is better; the butterscotch, or the cinnamon?
Asriel: Mom bakes it using her fire magic to make it done sooner.

Snail Pie: Heals up to all -1 HP
Frisk: Heals some HP. An acquired taste.
Chara: The best way to ruin a pie? Simple—add snails.
Aria: Mom's specialty. Actually, she loves anything to do with snails.
Asriel: OH MY GOSH THIS PIE IS MY ABSOLUTE SUPER ALL-TIME FAVORITE!