Sans: shh, shh, shh. it's alright, you're safe now.
Papyrus: THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH, SANS!
Sans: she's home now, just leave her alone!
Papyrus: I CAN'T DO THAT! SHE'S SEEN TOO MUCH! YOU BOTH HAVE.
Sans: it doesn't have to be this way!
Papyrus: I HAVE NO CHOICE! TIMES HAVE CHANGED! PUZZLES AREN'T ENOUGH ANYMORE!
Sans: but capturing children!?
Papyrus: I'LL CAPTURE A THOUSAND CHILDREN BEFORE I LET THIS KINGDOM DIE, AND I WILL SILENCE ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY!
Ω: NFTs? Alpha, I may be a destroyer, but even I know how to invest properly.
Besides, Miasmite (A.K.A Stygian Iron) is where the money's at. We don't need Bitcoin or XRT. Keep your Non-Fungible Tokens—I'm going for gold, Alpha!
α: Ever consider selling them?
Ω: ...Sell NFTs!? By my own name, Alpha, that's cold. I'm the bringer of death and ruination, not a scam artist!
Kirin: Mine is an evil laugh! Moo hoo haa ha!
Asriel: Hey, Chara! Wanna play Catch the Knife?
Chara: Sure!
(Asriel fires his Chaos Buster at Chara.)
Asriel: Man, I suck at that game.
Kris: *inhales*
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FAAAAACESSSS!!!!
Crystal: Hey, Rin? Could you solve this rebus for me?
Kirin: How complicated is this one? (Reads) It says, "This beach am teEEEEEEEEEEEE—"
(Kirin screams as Crystal telekinetically YEETs her brother into low-Earth orbit.)
Kris: It's too bad Steve Jobs died of ligma.
Chara: Who the heck is Steve Jobs?
Kris: Ligma—
Kirin: (rams Kris into a wall) DON'T SAY IT!!
Mettaton: Lamp oil. Rope! Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough G.
MTT: Sorry, Asriel, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little... hmmm... richer.
Asgore: My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
Asriel: Oh, boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat a Vegetoid!
Kris: (T-posing) My name is Krispy Kreme, and I like to (spins rapidly while T-posing) spEeeEeN
(Spinning and bouncing all over the place) speeEeeeEEEn...
Should I have been working on the main story? Yes.
Instead, I made this garbage.
I apologize to my readers for making this utter crap.
YOU ARE READING
Undertale: Tales from the Dreemurr Family
FanfictionJoin Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and their younger sister, Aria, as they share many happy moments together! 11 months after Frisk's most recent True Pacifist Run, they, Chara, and of course Goatbro himself (AKA Asriel Dreemurr) receive a wonderful surpris...
