{sam evans ff}
Olivia Schuester is a Cheerio, a member of the celibacy club, she's popular and she gets good grades. She's surviving high school until her Dad brings back the Glee Club.
"You're supposed to hold me down but you're holding me back an...
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Going into the choir room early, you never knew what you were going to get. You could walk in on Kurt and Mercedes arguing about who was going to sing the next solo in Glee club, you could walk in on Tina and Artie practising a tap dance routine or you could walk in on Rachel and Jesse having a make out session before everyone else arrived.
Today, Finn and I walked in on some of the members laughing at a video on a laptop. This wasn't unusual as I had caught Kurt going through YouTube, trying to find videos of a younger Rachel Berry when she competed in beauty pageants. But this particular video was something that we'd never forget.
"What's so funny?" Finn questioned as we ran over to join them, squinting at the screen to find out what was funny.
"You guys aren't watching the video of me falling off stage at my first Tiny Tots beauty pageant, are you?" Rachel questioned, dragging Jesse to sit with her.
Kurt shook his head, still laughing. "That was carrot top funny compared to this comedic tour de force."
"That's Olivia Newton John's 'Physical', it was a pretty ground-breaking subject matter at the time, considering its depiction of fluid sexuality."
"Wait, that's not Olivia Newton John, that's Coach Sylvester!" I shouted, pointing at the familiar face.
"Where did you get this?"
Kurt couldn't stop laughing as he told us his story. "I can tell you that I certainly did not steal it from her locked file cabinet yesterday when she sent me back to her office to get her hormone replacement injection during Cheerio's practise."
"Did she just do the cabbage patch?" Artie questioned, laughing at the video.
"I'm posting this on YouTube." Finn said, snatching the laptop away from them.
"Do you think that's a good idea? She might kill us."
I agreed. "Rachel's right, I'd rather not get slaughtered by Coach Sue, at least, not until after I graduate."
"Let her get a taste of some of the humiliation she put us through."
"I'm with Finn, you guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses." Jesse smirked, wanting him to post the video.
"Ten bucks it goes viral by lunch."
None of us could stop laughing at the idea of Coach Sylvester receiving some kind of humiliation that she always puts us through and I didn't feel so bad about it when I thought about all of the horrible things she had done to us to try and get rid of the Glee Club. We all agreed to keep quiet about who posted it though because we didn't want my Dad to get in trouble again for something that we'd done, even though a pattern had started forming.
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