{sam evans ff}
Olivia Schuester is a Cheerio, a member of the celibacy club, she's popular and she gets good grades. She's surviving high school until her Dad brings back the Glee Club.
"You're supposed to hold me down but you're holding me back an...
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Last week's assembly performance had started a Britney Spears sex riot and had caused Coach Sylvester to injure herself after pulling the fire alarm because she wanted to draw attention away from the risqué performance we had done in front of the whole school.
"Mr Schue? I have something to say. Something happened to me and I can't really get into it but it's shaken me to my core." Finn said, standing up in front of the whole Glee Club.
"Oh my God, he's coming out." I nudged Puck in the side but scoffed because that's what it seemed like he was doing.
"Yes, there is a man who's sort of recently come into my life and that man is Jesus Christ."
"That's way worse." He mumbled and I nodded, not thinking that we would be going into a religious debate on our third week back in school.
"And I know there's others in here who dig him too. So, I thought, maybe this week, we could pay tribute to him, in music. You know, pay tribute to Jesus."
"Sorry but if I wanted to sing about Jesus, I'd go to church. And the reason I don't go to Church is because most Churches don't think very much of gay people, or women or science."
I agreed with Kurt, if I wanted to sing about a religion then I'd choose to follow a religion. It didn't seem fair to force people to sing or listen to songs about things that they didn't really care about. Like how when we were having our Theatricality lesson, the boys weren't forced to sing Lady Gaga.
"I don't see anything wrong with getting a little Church up in here."
Quinn nodded to Mercedes. "I agree, I've had a really hard year and I turned to God a lot for help. I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks."
"Thanks for what? That it didn't come out a lizard baby?" Santana asked, making us all laugh.
"Whenever I pray, I fall asleep." Brittany admitted.
"Maybe our song selections don't have to be about Jesus. We could do songs about spirituality?"
This sentence made Puck scoff because he didn't like the idea of a spiritual week but Finn saw it and he thought there was something more to his discomfort about singing religiously.
"You got a problem with Jesus?"
"I got no problem with the guy, I'm a total Jew for Jesus, he's my number one Heb. What I don't like seeing is people using J-money to cramp everybody else's style, because it seems to me that true spirituality or whatever you want to call it, is about enjoying the life that you've been given. I see God every time I make out with a new chick."
Rachel couldn't believe what she'd heard and turned to face us angrily. "Okay, that doesn't make any sense. In fact, it's stupid."
"Are you calling Mr Billy Joel stupid? At this time, I'd like to continue my streak of doing only songs by Jewish artists." Puck announced to the club as he picked up a guitar and made his way to the front of the choir room.
